Pleeeze help me - I have some question for the clever forum people

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I lost my keys while being drunk and my landlord wants me to pay for the replacement of all the keys in the unit, there are 600 apartments in total. Would my Krankenkasse pay for it?

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Someone said I had a wrinkly bum, so I tried to iron them out...I think I have 3rd degree burns what can I do!

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Pleeeze can anyone help me figure out why the buses and trains are so punctual here in Germany? I always get to the bus and train stop too late to catch them. Is there anything I can do for them to run slower?

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Hi there,

 

I'd appreciate some advice about handling my next door neighbour. Every weekend when I am out on the street washing my three cars he runs out of the house absolutely irate and won't stop shouting at me. It is really starting to get on my nerves (perhaps I should turn the hose on him?). How do I go about politely telling him to mind my own business. Otherwise, the next thing I know he will be telling me when I can make noise in my own home!!!

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Could someone help me out with some info on civil partnerships in Germany. I've just met this bloke and we are totally into each other but I know how fickle I can be so I want to nail him down so to speak before he gets the chance to do a runner.

 

I would search myself, but as I said, time is of the essence. :unsure:

 

Thanx in advance

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does anybody know where you can buy a bannanna in Germany I've (im very insecure) looked in many shops at the check in but could not see them and I'm too affraid to ask,thank you (I'm a foreigner)

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I'd really like to take home some keepsakes for my friends and family. Does anyone know where I could buy souvenirs of Munich and Bavaria. I'm particularly interested in the kind of tat that will be shoved in a box in the attic and never see the light of day again.

 

Thanks in advance.

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I shouldn't continue with my callous attitude to my callus and corn - they hurt like hell. Why should I visit the doctor when there are so many quacks on TT who know better ?

 

My question is no tongue in cheek; I didn't much care for this thread but now that it's got some star value, I thought people might like to help me with my callus and corn. Who wants to put it in a girly thread when JE's thread's stolen the show ?

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Hi, I'm an American and want to live in Munich. How much will it cost me? Can I send my things to an APO to save on shipping, even though I have no military affiliations?

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Pleeze, pleeze, pleeze help me. I'm a desperate other woman. I'm madly in love with a married man who has 5 children who's more in love with his wife than me. How can I knock off the wife so I can have him all to myself?

 

All helpful advice will be fully considered.

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Supermarkets do not open on Sundays, I am a busy person and do not have time to do my shopping other day. Why closed on Sundays? I do not get it? Supermarkets owners do not like making money? I arrived yesterday.

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can anyone tell me how to do a search? does it need to be in german?

Just PM Keydeck your question and he will do the search for you.

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Hi i've just joint here and havent ever posted before,but maybe you can help me. i really want to go shopping at topshop here in munich, i've heard rumours that they'll be opening a store here, can anyone confirm this? i really wanna be able to go there and buy totally over priced clothes that will be just worth throwing away after i washed them 5 time. oh please can anyone tell me if there's gonna be a topshop store in munich, i just know i wont be able to survive without a topshop in munich!

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Shit I've just finished a bottle of 2.19euro Edeka 1998 Reserva and my head is spinning , what should I do. Also I keep hearing loud firecrackers outside. Do many Turkish people live here?

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Hello, my name is Mimi Bimbo. I have a problem with my hubby. I caught him watching tranny porn and we have not had sex for seven years. He told me he accidently rented it out from our local video store. I believe him, don't you?

 

We have two children, aged three and five. Err okkk... we did not have sex for seven years but of course he is their father. I am debating whether hubby is cheating on me cause yesterday something happened. My hubby wanted to help move some furniture for our neighbour and as I walked to the cellar, I heard "Oh, yeah Grant, oh yeaaaaaaaaaah, don't stop!" I think she was happy that my hubby, Grant, was helping her lift that heavy couch. When I was in the cellar, I found them both liplocked.

He told me he was giving her CPR. I am having second thoughts. Do you guys really think he was giving her CPR?

 

One time I called his hotel while he was on a overseas business trip and some women answered the phone. He told me I probably accidently called his office number and there were no women with him in his hotel. On top of that my hubby's mother commands him around. Saturday mornings he always visits his mom and goes grocery shopping with her. My hubby said I absolutely suck in bed. And he was not refering to my performance in oral sex. Do you guys think I should take on tantric sex?

 

My hubby is always working late hours and on the weekends and I keep calling him on his mobile phone and it's always turned off. I think he works really hard and needs to concentrate and this is why he has his mobile turned off. What do you guys think? One time I walked into his office in the evening and his secretary was under his desk. He told me that his secretary was trying to plug in some wire into his computer. Do you guys think he is telling the truth?

 

p.s. okay, during the seven years I have had sex with the UPS guy once... ok ok...maybe twice, BUT I can assure you Grant is the father...

p.p.s ok, fine, I also tongued the postman multiple times but we did not have sex, so Grant MUST be their father...

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I received some letters from the GEZ asking me to pay 200 euros for past fees, I've been living in Germany for 10 years and I never paid GEZ fees, why should I pay now? I do not watch any German TV, I watch only DVDs and videos, I do not even speak any German at all!! What should I do? I do not want to pay!!

 

PS. When does the new Deutschland sucht den Superstar season start?

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Can somebody tell me where in Gods name do you buy a bloody stamp in this country, :angry: where I come from you could buy one at a post office … any advice? (I’ve been here 17 hours)

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