Pleeeze help me - I have some question for the clever forum people

[Johnny English 3,064]

Here's the thing. I cannot decide whether to live in Berlin or Munich, I need some white flour to bake bread, and my visa has slightly expired.

 

I have spent 1.3 seconds looking for the answers but have the intellect of a flip-flop so have decided to start my own thread.

 

Can anyone help me please before I looose my mind.

[Punchbear 1,018]

I've frozen my scrotum to a lamppost in Dinglebärisheim in June. Plz hlp kthxbye.

[SleeplessInMunich 404]

Go to german police and explain that you have no visa and are therefore illegal. They will ship you home and your decision about Munich or Berlin becomes irrelevant and you will also be able to buy as much white bread or flour as you want back home in any supermarket. Problem solved. Next.

[Small Town Boy 6,669]

I'd like to help, but I can't understand your writing. Please remove all capitalisation and punctuation and make a few basic spelling errors and maybe I'll get your point. Try also to avoid using the Return key, since large blocks of text are much easier to read.

[ian 3,973]

It's this type of post that makes me very angry! A quick search on keydeck would have given you the answer without bothering other people who have better things to do than read Toytown!

[leky 173]

When do my bahn bonus points expire??

[TheSwedishChef 654]

I would be liking to sell my isarcard, rings 1-4, valid for the month of April.

Since I only used it once, I will be selling it for 43.50. Original price was 42 euro.

Thank you for your input.

Rajput.

[lilplatinum 7,139]

Can we discuss the things that annoy us about germany alongside the US election and while your at it advise me how to switch my drivers license to a german one?

[Kommentarlos 975]

hiya

 

i need some piece of paper for my job that sez i live here can somebody tell me where the Krv is please? i com from peru will i has a problme?

 

thnx in advanc

[Punchbear 1,018]

I have rabies and I've locked myself in the car at the SBahn station in Taufkirchen. Do I need my drivers licence to buy the blackbread that I need to fashion into a coat-hanger to get me to the church on time? I've searched all over and only come up with this. It is very hot, please bring water and Maggi sauce.

[garibaldi 20]

I am new to Germany. Can anyone tell me where I can speak German in this country.

[eurovol 120]

I'm British, can anyone tell me where the closest Tesco is?

[Boxing Roo 4]

I'm American, can anyone tell me how to stay fat while i'm living in Germany? , and what is the german word for supersize?

[YorkshireLad6 7,131]

i am english teecher and lucking to give peeple lessons in english - u can ritch me any time @ my mail addy if u r intrested

[leeza 1,894]

I come from India and my girlfriend she is from Argentina. If we get married on the airplain on the way to Germany (we come for October-festival) will the marriage be recognized in Malawi? I really want one of those babies like Madonna got.

[Renia 60]

Leeza, if you send 10,000 euros to my Malawi bank account, I organise it all for you. It cost more than that, but because I win Nigerian lottery, I have 125,000,000 Naira coming to me, which I receive once I pay agents 10,000 euros. Then I give you half (and the baby).

[highered 21]

My salary will be 100,000€. Will that be enough to live on?

[Renia 60]

You will need at least double that because Oktoberfest is so expensive.

[Kommentarlos 975]

My name is Mario and I am from Bologna. I want to go to the Oktoberfest with my 26 work colleagues because I have heard that it is easy to grope women there? Is this true?

[MonksTown 98]

Why are the shops closed on Sundays?