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Pretend you've given up smoking by putting on 2 stone and shouting at your children.

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I never did glue sniffing as a teenager (wrong generation: I did worse! :) ) but today I sprayed a pair of new shoes with Protector universal and I just had a whiff and it smelt good! Highly recommended.

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Houston named No. 1 US city by top magazine

 

http://houston.culturemap.com/news/city-life/01-28-15-houston-named-americas-no-1-city-by-national-magazine-oil-bust-no-matter/?utm_source=sf_twitter

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A fully transparent solar cell that could make every window and screen a power source

 

http://www.offgridquest.com/extra/a-fully-transparent-solar-cell-that-coul

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The man who discovered Pluto is about to become the first person to visit it.

 

http://www.upworthy.com/the-man-who-discovered-pluto-is-about-to-become-the-first-person-to-visit-it?c=ufb1

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Heidi's bar in Copenhagen, Denmark.

 

 

 

Guys stop looking at her boobs and watch what she is doing with the drinks.

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6 incredible places you are not allowed to visit.

 

http://higherperspectives.com/visit/

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Don't try and get away.

 

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/04/08/us/south-carolina-officer-is-charged-with-murder-in-black-mans-death.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=a-lede-package-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=1&referrer=

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If you're standing behind someone who's using an A.T.M. and they're taking a long time, stroking their hair normally speeds them up.

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On topic and scientifically proven: grabbing or pinching the ATM users' buttocks will result in a faster turnaround than stroking the hair. (hint: expect uncomfortable grunts or screams in the process. Additional hint: some isolated cases have resulted in sexual encounters, so please, please.. practice safe sex always!)

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When you run for and miss a train, to avoid embarrassment pretend you are a Special Forces agent by saying "I've lost him" into your sleeve.

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Go to the bathroom BEFORE heading past passport control and into the gate in the Berlin Schoenefeld airport.

 

The Dunkin Donuts in the Berlin Hbf is a warm, quiet, comfortable place to burn time.

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I trust your mother bottle fed you, BB.

 

So my tip of the day is to use henna hair dye (about a Euro a packet from any Turkish shop) to colour your untreated wooden shelving/furniture/self-assembly stuff from the Baumarkt. Gives it a nice matured look instead of the dazzlingly-pale-pine-just-stripped-of-its-bark colour.

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I was breast fed.

 

How this guy, after trying using the usual methods, got a job PDQ this way. Same method can be copied or adapted.

http://nextshark.com/this-guy-just-discovered-a-genius-approach-to-job-hunting-we-all-should-learn-from/

Don't say you never learn anything from me, Wankers.

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Trick people into thinking they're stronger than they are, by farting when they hug you.

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A frozen BBQ flavoured chicken drumstick makes a lovely savoury alternative to an ice lolly.

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Police. Avoid making criminals angry by smashing their front door down in the afternoon instead of early in the morning.

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Here is the web site that shows you your movements that are recorded by googlemaps.

 

http://www.realfarmacy.com/google-maps-tracking-every-move-theres-website-prove-it/

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