Posted 7 Apr 2015 Pretend you've given up smoking by putting on 2 stone and shouting at your children. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Apr 2015 I never did glue sniffing as a teenager (wrong generation: I did worse! ) but today I sprayed a pair of new shoes with Protector universal and I just had a whiff and it smelt good! Highly recommended. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Apr 2015 Houston named No. 1 US city by top magazine http://houston.culturemap.com/news/city-life/01-28-15-houston-named-americas-no-1-city-by-national-magazine-oil-bust-no-matter/?utm_source=sf_twitter 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Apr 2015 A fully transparent solar cell that could make every window and screen a power source http://www.offgridquest.com/extra/a-fully-transparent-solar-cell-that-coul 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Apr 2015 The man who discovered Pluto is about to become the first person to visit it. http://www.upworthy.com/the-man-who-discovered-pluto-is-about-to-become-the-first-person-to-visit-it?c=ufb1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Apr 2015 Heidi's bar in Copenhagen, Denmark. Guys stop looking at her boobs and watch what she is doing with the drinks. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Apr 2015 6 incredible places you are not allowed to visit. http://higherperspectives.com/visit/ 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2015 Don't try and get away. http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/04/08/us/south-carolina-officer-is-charged-with-murder-in-black-mans-death.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=a-lede-package-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=1&referrer= 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2015 If you're standing behind someone who's using an A.T.M. and they're taking a long time, stroking their hair normally speeds them up. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Apr 2015 On topic and scientifically proven: grabbing or pinching the ATM users' buttocks will result in a faster turnaround than stroking the hair. (hint: expect uncomfortable grunts or screams in the process. Additional hint: some isolated cases have resulted in sexual encounters, so please, please.. practice safe sex always!) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Apr 2015 When you run for and miss a train, to avoid embarrassment pretend you are a Special Forces agent by saying "I've lost him" into your sleeve. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Apr 2015 Go to the bathroom BEFORE heading past passport control and into the gate in the Berlin Schoenefeld airport. The Dunkin Donuts in the Berlin Hbf is a warm, quiet, comfortable place to burn time. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Apr 2015 I trust your mother bottle fed you, BB. So my tip of the day is to use henna hair dye (about a Euro a packet from any Turkish shop) to colour your untreated wooden shelving/furniture/self-assembly stuff from the Baumarkt. Gives it a nice matured look instead of the dazzlingly-pale-pine-just-stripped-of-its-bark colour. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Apr 2015 I was breast fed. How this guy, after trying using the usual methods, got a job PDQ this way. Same method can be copied or adapted. http://nextshark.com/this-guy-just-discovered-a-genius-approach-to-job-hunting-we-all-should-learn-from/ Don't say you never learn anything from me, Wankers. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Apr 2015 Trick people into thinking they're stronger than they are, by farting when they hug you. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Apr 2015 Sort of like "yes, great to see you again....Superman" :P 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2015 A frozen BBQ flavoured chicken drumstick makes a lovely savoury alternative to an ice lolly. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 11 Apr 2015 Police. Avoid making criminals angry by smashing their front door down in the afternoon instead of early in the morning. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 11 Apr 2015 Here is the web site that shows you your movements that are recorded by googlemaps. http://www.realfarmacy.com/google-maps-tracking-every-move-theres-website-prove-it/ 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites