Tip of the day

[DDBug 1,665]

Tip of the day:

 

If your 6 year old announces he is going to make "Kakao" (hot chocolate), go quickly into the kitchen to make sure he has not poured milk into the electric kettle to heat it.

[sea-king 21]

Oh dear, ha ha!

[Pas 8,133]

A supposedly intelligent but clearly not very well domesticated friend at University once tried to make Porridge in an electric kettle. Genious.

[MichiS 39]

 

If your 6 year old announces he is going to make "Kakao",

First I thought you understood "Kakao" but your son didn't say the "o"

[DDBug 1,665]

Ok, edited - that is how he pronounced it. :)

[sarabyrd 18,767]

It is also advisable when leaving the garage at OEZ to not try to start your car with the plastic parking token while your car keys are lying on the passenger's seat.

[iain 141]

Never trust a puddle that starts half way up a wall.

 

Along the kettle lines a girl I know's boyfriend and his cousin has come to stay with her for the week. Apparently he is a domesticated disaster she was at school all day so they sat at home and starved, so she got them ragu pasta sauce and noodles for the next day. Apparently he tried to cook the noodles (entire bag of spaghetti noodles) in a inch of water and tried to make the sauce by putting the bottle in boiling water :D

[garibaldi 20]

When smoking, attach a flexible vent hosepipe to your face and run it out of the window - just like the humble tumble dryer. All the non-smokers will love you!

[DDBug 1,665]

Tip of the day

 

(From yesterday.)

 

Oven mitts don't work when wet.

[Deccie 244]

Do not sleep walk and mistake the front door for the bathroom door. It is firstly embarrassing to ring the neighbours door naked at 4 in the morning to get a call to a locksmith. Secondly it is expensive.

[Pas 8,133]

The signs they put up next to estuaries saying be careful when parking your car as the carpark floods are there for a reason.

 

My mother.

[HellesAngel 1,889]

Never take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up.

[UrbanAngel 445]

 

Do not sleep walk and mistake the front door for the bathroom door.

Or your cupboard door *coughs*

[Pas 8,133]

I've know that one done. (not by me)

[pootle 94]

 

Do not sleep walk and mistake the front door for the bathroom door. It is firstly embarrassing to ring the neighbours door naked at 4 in the morning to get a call to a locksmith. Secondly it is expensive.

wow I thought it was just me that did that... I feel so much normal now

[Dostoyevsky 21]

Do not hit your head repeatedly on a desk. Studies suggest it may cause nosebleed.

[sarabyrd 18,767]

 

Do not sleep walk and mistake the front door for the bathroom door.

Or forget that your Mum redecorated and the top-opening freezer is now where the toilet used to be, the toilet having been moved to a cubby hole at the foot of the stairs. You know who you are.

[Allershausen 6,414]

Do not catch a mouse in a cardboard box, take it outside to let it go, closing the door behind you, in November, without taking the keys with you!

[William 40]

Do not leave your keys at home, then return around 3am, when all the other residents of the house are away on holiday.

[Schotte 1,403]

Do not get ridiculously drunk and think its a good idea to wear your "dancing shoes" in a ski resort with lots of steep hills and ice.