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i am doing nothing!

doing nothing is also doing something and sometimes doing something is doing nothing...

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one of my ex-girlfriends thought the special flower bed i made out of dolls heads with the tops sawn off and flowers planted in them was "creepy"

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I've been speaking good England since I was a children.

 

There is no I in TEAM but there is a ME.

 

Why is water wet?

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when a problem comes along, you must whip it.

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Should an evil overlord launch an attack on you with an army of monkeys, neutralise them by leaving giant tea sets in their path.

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The rural population in the West were eager to find German spies, and several who were landed from submarines were collared within a few days, one after ordering "a glass of stout and a pint of whiskey" in a Dingle pub.

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