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Where I am from we tend to put 'our' in front of thing that have something to do with us. Our-house, our-kid, our-[name] for friends/partners etc.

At the moment I'm not sure if we have have ants of we have acquired some small greenish birds. My daughter is either dating a kid called Ron or she a new kid in class called Aaron.

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Can't remember the exact quote by Paulo Cuelho but something on the lines of " being adventurous is dangerous but not being adventurous is deadly."

 

Basically, if you are not careful, you end up with gnomes in your garden!!

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Seems that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. Just yesterday I ate a banana.  Trying to remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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Whatever you do today, go forth with the confidence of a 5 yr old wearing a cape.

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A food store near me offers perfumed trash sacks (kokos, limette, mango). Keeps the rubbish smelling good if you can not be bothered to take it out %-)

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Well, if Saddo and Sadsack want to bang on while never making a point, let 'em. Facts are facts.

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I always wanted to be a stand up comedian but  they didn't have a chair for me sit in.

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24 minutes ago, john g. said:

I always wanted to be a stand up comedian but  they didn't have a chair for me sit in.

 

JohnGee, mehtinks you are best suited for a sitcom.  bun intended..

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Bless you, Techsmex! Hollywood offered me minimum wage so I turned it down. Any other suggestions? PS: I am too old for porn or even a minor role in Hawaii Five or whatever it was called. And I don't have a telly or know what NetFlix is. Mosquito nets or something? Useful around here.

 

I like this Greek Australian! Listened to him on the beach today! Was with Greek friends.. but their English is even worse than mine. Hammer satire!'

https://youtu.be/usmAI5W4Z_8

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12 minutes ago, john g. said:

I like this Greek Australian!

 

careful JohnGee..  proceed with caution

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No worries, mate. I am happy with my life and I hope you are as well. And I wish all people with good intentions, however imperfect they may be, all the best. Well, mostly. Karma...

Absolute arseholes? Yeah, their karma as well. But their problem.

 

Oh, and the Greek Australian is funny. His stories about his Italian grandfather are also hilarious. 

Stand up comedians probably have a role as: " oh dear, I say this and you laugh because you are not allowed to say what I do on here."

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Intertwined!😂

When I am feeling relaxed and jovial, I make a joke. Plato, Aristotles, Archimedes ( and they wait and for the punchline.. ) and I give it..  " and me."

They laugh and I am left wondering why!😂

Probably my terrible pronunciation!😂

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3 minutes ago, john g. said:

Intertwined!😂

When I am feeling relaxed and jovial, I make a joke. Plato, Aristotles, Archimedes ( and they wait and for the punchline.. ) and I give it..  " and me."

They laugh and I am left wondering why!😂

Probably my terrible pronunciation!😂

 

- they probably feel sorry for you, dear! :D

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1 minute ago, john g. said:

😂.

Yes , agapi mou!

 

Bless you!

- that was a sneeze, wasn´t it? ;)

 

OMG! google says it means "I love you"!!!

You too darling!

 

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Some material for your standup routine, JohnGee..

 

What did the green olive say to the purple olive?
BREATHE, GODDAMMIT, BREATHE!!!

 
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1 minute ago, robinson100 said:

 

Bless you!

- that was a sneeze, wasn´t it? ;)

 

OMG! google says it means "I love you"!!!

You too darling!

 

You need Google to understand my eternal love for you?😂

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2 minutes ago, Techsmex said:

Some material for your standup routine, JohnGee..

 

What did the green olive say to the purple olive?
BREATHE, GODDAMMIT, BREATHE!!!

 

Googling!😂

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Just now, john g. said:

You need Google to understand my eternal love for you?😂

 

Well, I didn´t realise we were going public on it just yet....:wub:

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