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Thomas Appel;

"It seems easier to imagine the end of the world, than the end of capitalism".

 

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Me? The Duke of York and Earl of Inversess? Alone? At the house of a convicted paedophile? With my reputation?

 

Image result for pictures of prince andrew

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32 minutes ago, Techsmex said:

Adopted a pup today, named him 'peeve'

If you were a Harry Potter fan, you'd have adopted two pups and named each of them Peeve.

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I was a math major in uni, but I made it a point never to drink and derive, cause alcohol and calculus don't mix!

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4 minutes ago, katheliz said:

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a penny for your unfinished thought

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Just driven past a house where they've put up their Christmas decorations up already ...

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15 hours ago, Techsmex said:

a penny for your unfinished thought

I LOVE that, Techsmex, and will steal that one for the future and ignore your patent rights!

:lol:

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When I left Deutschland, sitting at the back of the plane, I could hear the Lufthansa flight attendant working her way down the aisle with dinner... "Chicken breast or German sausage?"  "Hühnerbrust oder Wurst"   Chicken was the dominant choice, so ..

 

I was hoping for the Breast but expecting the Wurst.

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When I post on Toytown, I call it "techsting"  I make an effort never to drink while techsting.

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8 hours ago, john g. said:

I LOVE that, Techsmex, and will steal that one for the future and ignore your patent rights!

:lol:

el gusto es mio Mr JuanG. es gratis para ti

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Anagrams of famous films, try and work them out.

 

1/  Gold Tiara

2/ Arseheader

3/ The Deathfrog

4/ I, The Klingon.

5/ Bat the fucker out.

6/ Shy cop

7/ Mrs Nigel

8/ Gnu pot

9/ I win thailand

10/ Shit nigerian inn

11/ Down the white gin

12/ Nazi necktie

13/ Trump forges

14/ Shattered bums

 

See if you can work out the titles, the winner gets nothing.

 

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Getting older is when you know you bought a strawberry tart yesterday and put it in the fridge and want to eat it now but can’t find it!

 

Probably why Boris phoned me from Nr 10 ( just before I read my team Southend United had just lost 4-0 at home to Oxford ) to say he would honour his pledge to invest 80 million quid a year into dementia research!

😂😂

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1 hour ago, john g. said:

Getting older is when you know you bought a strawberry tart yesterday and put it in the fridge and want to eat it now but can’t find it!

 

 

 

 - have you ask the dogs if they have by any chance seen it? Sneaky buggers, they are! :D

 

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4 hours ago, hooperski said:

Anagrams of famous films, try and work them out.

 

1/  Gold Tiara

2/ Arseheader

3/ The Deathfrog

4/ I, The Klingon.

5/ Bat the fucker out.

6/ Shy cop

7/ Mrs Nigel

8/ Gnu pot

9/ I win thailand

10/ Shit nigerian inn

11/ Down the white gin

12/ Nazi necktie

13/ Trump forges

14/ Shattered bums

 

See if you can work out the titles, the winner gets nothing.

 

 

Afton habitue weft ?   ak curfew unyokin

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