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1 hour ago, fraufruit said:

There are two kinds of people in the world; people who divide the world up into two kinds of people and people who don't.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who think in binary and those who don't.

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Gloss

I know a little man both ept and ert.
An intro-? Extro-? No, he’s just a vert.
Sheveled and couth and kempt, pecunious, ane,
His image trudes upon
the ceptive brain.
When life turns sipid
and the mind is traught,
The spirit soars as I would
sist it ought.
Chalantly then, like any gainly goof,
My digent self is sertive, choate, loof
- David McCord

Thanks for the idea to look this up, @Techsmex

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A lot of that around, hoops, in tourist areas!

I’m old enough to remember being shocked somewhere in London  in my youth when the ice cream van guy wanted a quid for an ice cream with a flakey piece of chocolate in it! 

Can’t remember what that was called any more! A bloody quid! 

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It's called a "99" you soppy old sod.  And 99 is a penny cheaper than a pound. ;)

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I was at the park today and heard a lady shout “Who wants ice cream?”  Me and 8 other people ran over to her. They all got some, then it was my turn..  she says “who are you?”.  Then I realized it was a family outing.

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When I felt like I was being robbed at a holiday destination a few years ago, I asked the waiter to reduce the bill. He disappeared never to return. In the end I left what I thought the meal had been worth - and left with a clear conscience. There were no repercussions.

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Was at a restaurant the other day and overheard two vegans arguing, having a beef.  Apparently one had a bone to pick.

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This year i'm going to send X-mas cards to my family with a pic of me, and a random child and lady nobody knows.  That should get the family talking again.

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There are two ways to spell one, three ways to spell two and only one way to spell three.

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Wok San...   you don't have to put on the wed right or wok the streets for money

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woke up feeling a bit wild and excited.  put my reversible jacket on inside/out.

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