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Spare a thought for the people that won't be spending Christmas with their family, but alone.    Lucky bastards.

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Reminds me of an Abbot and Costello routine. 

 

I need a job. 

 

What do you do?

 

Look for a job!

 

Doing what?

 

Earning money!

 

Doing what type of work?

 

The type that pays money!

 

What did you do at your last job?

 

Nothing. That is why I was fired!

 

 

 

 

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I think there may be something wrong with my foreplay technique, I can't quite seem to put my finger on it.

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I'm giving family and friends watches for Christmas, there's no present like the time.

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I've been alive for 23,641 days and never needed to use Algebra. Still, perhaps tomorrow.

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My family's motto is "Never go to bed angry".   I haven't slept for 27 years.

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30 minutes ago, hooperski said:

BREAKING NEWS.

 

Leave's on the line.

 

That's not random.

That's simply the truth. ;)

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hoops is the hardest working man on TT.. he is a SEX machine on FIRE!

 

 

 

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Bizarre that being the host of the Oscars subjects people to greater scrutiny than being President of the USA.

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Whilst listening to Led..why does this part of California look exactly like our part of Crete?

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25 minutes ago, Cammiede said:

 

You can kiss under either. 

..reminds me of a young lady who once said to me " you can kiss me on the mouth or kiss me under.."

I can´t remember if I followed her request,,,,,

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