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Say you're driving down the road in your sailboat, and the right front fender falls off. Do you stop for the green or go faster with amber?

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i think dance music has been going down hill since they ditched the samples of the bloke going "oh YEAH" (as used to notable effect by Sir Timothy Mallet and Bomballurena in their seminal hit 'itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot bikini')

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I once was a lorry driver and caught a young man masturbating in the back seat of a bus.

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Pomegranate and aubergine should be banned as shades available for hair colourants.

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