Favourite comebacks posted to TT - examples of quality repartee

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Ban those lay-back bikes! You know, the ones where the rider sits low down with their feet on the pedals in front of them.

 

Why? Because the riders think they're so clever! With their smug exp​ressions...

 

I grit my teeth at them!

 

 

I usually just run over them in the car. No one notices.

 

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Ban all lying, deceptive people who say one thing then do a turn-around as soon as it suits them.

 

 

Who does that leave?

 

 

The rest of us.

AND....

 

 

I'd ban guys using spray-on deoderants in gym changing rooms. I have very nearly suffocated at Elixia on a number of occasions.

 

 

maybe you shouldn't be trying to sniff their armpits all the time then?

 

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Some kook tries to kill me because he "believes" he will be rewarded by virgins...can he be anything but STUPID?

 

 

 

 

I'm beginning to think the right word in this case is probably enlightened.

 

 

:lol:

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Best Wishes from an ally!

 

 

 

Same back from the Axis.

 

 

Read the thread for context... and yes, bobber's in the military.

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Srry, but where I come from We use "GE" to call Germany...but of course I know the right way for U to say it will be DE.

 

 

 

Is thre also a shrtge of lttres whr U come from?

 

 

 

Kay = H - O - S - T - I - L - E!

 

 

 

Ok, ok, Sorry for my mistake. DE, DE, DE, DE, got it!

 

Sorry Kay but it made me chuckle and she was apologetic too. Do not know if its a fake account and to tell the truth I dont care.

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I have gotta look up where she is from, I have never heard of such a thing.

 

Awesome Kay, but next time remember to add in some numbers as well as random caps. :P

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Oh gosh I came here to post something and got caught up in Gwen's thread ..that made me laugh, too. And I think Gwen sounds a super laugh too. Welcome to GE, Dwen.

 

Edit: Just noticed, I am on the wrong thread ...

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Drink a case of Bud Lite.

 

 

 

 

So you can remember what crap beer really tastes like, after you've tried the beer here ;)

 

 

heehee, from the thread 'Last Things to do Before Leaving the US to Come to Germany'.

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I disagree, thought it was rather sharp and witty myself.

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From the currently active Richard Dawkins thread:

 

 

Please tell me some scientific fact that was "known" 18 years ago, but is not true today.

 

 

 

 

 

There are 9 planets in our solar system, the last of which is Pluto.

 

 

 

 

 

 

17 days a long time for a comeback? Well, it refers to that rare fact "known"18 years ago that was still true for the first 17 years so I don't know if that was relatively quick, slow or a close run thing.

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It's a little like that girlfriend you keep going back to when you shouldn't. You get so far and realise the problems are still there. But she still has great breasts so you keep going back.

 

 

 

Doesn't matter how great they are if you can't see them after 8pm.

 

Ka-BOOM-tish!

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Gold:

 

 

So it's gonna cost me 2 and a half sheets to fulfill my sex on the alter fantasy?

 

 

 

You could sign up as an altar boy and get it for free.

 

 

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I loved this reply from Spahound on the Cranialsacral Therapy thread...

 

 

Ok I see where you are coming from. Hypnosis is a scam but some carpenter who lived 2000 years ago is God and died for our sins and if you don't believe this you will roast in hell and on Sundays you go eat the body of God and drink his blood and by doing so you will have eternal life and the people who believe this are healthy and well adjusted and know "THE TRUTH"...please don't get me started.

 

 

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On who's part Pas?

 

Me? I am sceptical until I se proof that things work.

 

S'hound does hypnosis, even at a distance, so I wonder why she hasn't hypnotised you to believe all of this...?

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