Favourite comebacks posted to TT - examples of quality repartee

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I agree with gills and Wizadora. When we got married, we only invited friends, not partners.

 

Bloody cheek. If youd invited me and refused to invite my partner - I wouldnt have come.

 

Oh no! Your imaginary slight of my wedding has me in hypothetical bits!
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This website should provide you with the required information.

 

thanks I never thought of searching google!

 

I have searched through the web but I was thinking someone might have recent experience which I could compare to my own before I book but thanks for your witty, uber smart replies.

 

Assuming that you're literate, if you have indeed searched the web and still need to ask whether there are any German equivalents to Ryanair, you need to have your Internet licence revoked because you suck at Interneting.

 

Have a nice trip, if you manage to figure out how to travel.

Interneting...I love it

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Just type your own signature at the bottom of each post...doesn't take long to type "X"

 

Only annoying pricks do that.

 

woof.

hahahhahahahahhahahhahahahha

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I think the men in white coats currently racing towards you might have a better answer.

 

The butchers from Vincenzmur? They don't know shit about anything mate.

Don's today's champion methinks?

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The Nazis are planning a march on Saturday August 23, beginning at UBahn Blaschkoallee on the U7. They are protesting the construction of Hindu temples in Neukölln. Let's go down there and tell them how we feel about their rancid nationalist bullshit!

 

Do you mean the Nazis or the Hindus?

Brilliant :P

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San Francisco is a very open and liberal city (I should know, I lived there for many years), and while this might look like just another day to a German, to a San Franciscan, this looks VERY BAD. yikes!!

 

Yeah, 'cause those hills are killer. Man.

Tou-absolutely-ché!

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Very baaaaad, yet very funny! :lol:

 

My gas oven does not show degrees instead it has numbers 1 - 8. How does this convert to Fahrenheit?

 

It's not related to temperature. In Germany, it's called the "jew scale"
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Perhaps, there should be more preventive mechanisms built-in to TT to minimize this from happening

 

The best preventive mechanism is your brain. Turn it on.
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In the "The greatest non-technical inventions of all time" thread:

 

I have thought long and hard about what I think would be the greatest non-technical invention of all time.

My clear nomination? I give you... the humble IKEA bag.

 

Condoms are great, but are produced by mechanical means, so not sure they qualify. But they are very cool, true, true.

 

And you think the Ikea bag is hand-stitched by Swedish pixies or perhaps moulded by bearded artisans using moose phlegm?
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Sorry to burst your bubble.Jahreswagen = jahr = 12 months you have it for 13 months = 1 jahr und ein Monat

 

Just FYI

 

Jahreswagen = 14 months

 

my bubble = still in tact

 

your life = still non-existent

Comedy gold.

 

But should one mess with the bacon mafia? :unsure:

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In the "The greatest non-technical inventions of all time" thread:

Yes, he spanked me well and good. I guess I was having a serious blond moment on that one... :D

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Yup. Don's definitely in the lead here. Although the 'Bukkaked with Stupid" had me rolling, too. :)

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I like this: From the American v. German Toy thread:

 

 

Just put a Dirndl/Lederhosen, on top of those toys and they will sell well.

 

 

outside Germany ...

 

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Or we can both just agree that Billy Connolly isn't nearly as funny as he still thinks he is.

 

 

 

Most people know that YOU aren't nearly as clever as you think you are!

 

5 days in the making, this razor-sharp comeback from "Toytown's Strongest Stand-Up Comedian" puts BadDoggie firmly in his place...

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I like the response to this:

 

 

I married a foreign woman and she really had a hot temper.

As she aged she settled a bit.

 

 

 

So what´s the conclusion? "Before marrying a foreign woman, let her age a bit"?

 

 

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