Favourite comebacks posted to TT - examples of quality repartee

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I just saw this one: :lol:

 

 

I presume he's dead as he's been missing for quite some time. If he is dead, he died doing something he loved doing and that's not a bad way to go.

 

true. unless he plummeted screaming out of the air in a hideous fireball and then lay smouldering and half concious on the ground as vultures pecked out his liver
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From "Protesting Kosovo independence Sat. 23.Feb.2008"

 

 

So on Sunday they have proclaimed independence. This move is simply put illegal and all the countries that recognize this one-sided independence are in fact breaking the law.

 

Declarations of independence always are. Next.
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give me 1 euro

 

Krishnan, will you take a half smoked Marlboro and a smack in the back of your dumbass head?

Sorry, this one had me guffaw out loud.

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LR how often do you have sex? - I only ask this so kumbaya knows what is considered normal for a married woman.

 

Why don't you try calling your mother and asking her this question!

 

My mother was never a married woman.
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With regard to the international protocols for stalkers.

 

 

I spend my evenings crying and masturbating in a hedge whilst watching editor bob through an upstairs window.

 

He'll never notice you unless you are wanking into an empty Pot Noodle. It's the international sign, you know.
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and in the Question and Answer section:

 

What is the ideological difference between the Swastika and the Confederate Flag that makes one legal/socially accepted and the other the opposite?

 

6 million Jews?
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Slightly off-topic: what does 111 mean in this context? Seen it around quite a bit but never really worked out what it might mean.

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It's some idiotic nonsense supposed to indicate the person frantically hitting the '!' and because they're so excited they miss the Shift key. Or some such bollocksocity.

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Reading your posts is like being bukakked with stupid.

Pure quality.

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From the Pink girl's bike for sale.

 

 

Why is your daughter pink?

 

I think she ate too many strawberries , however it is also suitable for girls of any other hue.
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Learn to swallow and smile.

 

My dear this must be the best piece of friday advice ever!

And another, brilliant.

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