Favourite comebacks posted to TT - examples of quality repartee

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This part of Dessa's vent about her loud neighbors -

 

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shoving pianos full of anvils across the floor

 

ETA - Shades of Roadrunner

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The last bit of this from @Krieg  

 

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In Germany people in quarantine would be allowed to go out for jogging, to walk the dog, to go to the supermarket, to go to get fresh brotchen every morning, to receive packages from Amazon, and to go out and take pictures to post in social media complaining about people being outside.

 

Cracked me up! (Doesn't take much these days.)

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8 hours ago, SpiderPig said:

Just like finding a thread on tt without any snarky comments!   ...:lol::lol:

 

1 hour ago, Acton said:

That means without any from SpiderPig, right?

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29 minutes ago, SpiderPig said:

Your point being?

 

20 minutes ago, Acton said:

The pot calling the kettle black. You must know what this means, surely?

 

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3 hours ago, balticus said:

 

Who will be your scapegoat when Trump is gone?    

 

 

 

3 hours ago, fraufruit said:

 

Didn't need one before Trump. 

 

Next question.

 

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38 minutes ago, El Jeffo said:

Fuck me, how bored do you have to be to resurrect an 8-year-old thread, just to make fun of someone?

 

28 minutes ago, kiplette said:

Hello? Coronaquarantine bored, presumably.

 

I liked this cheeky little number! 

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11 hours ago, jeremytwo said:

Okay, so who had to suffer cursing and yelling from wives trying to sew these shitty masks?

 

11 hours ago, fraufruit said:

You, evidently. She doesn't sound very happy. Sew them yourself.

 

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3 hours ago, keith2011 said:

 

BTW how are you qualified to determine how smart I am?

 

15 minutes ago, dessa_dangerous said:

 

Just a hunch I have after reading your posts here.

 

:) you asked.

 

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Look, folks, the point of a rhetorical question is to know the answer. Stop embarrassing yourselves.

 

3 hours ago, jeremytwo said:

Free Flynn, done in exactly 30 months since Dec 2017. All programmed into the NSA computers. Bet you're dying to know what the "Seven Dwarfs" are eh?

 

1 hour ago, kiplette said:

No.

 

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5 hours ago, jeremytwo said:

The entire Coronavirus is a camouflage to cover up a very bad banking system in deep trouble. 

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Exactly. They're rip-offs, all of them. 

 

I once had an account that showed "-20.-" as balance. I asked them what it means to have "-20.-" in the bank and if they're for real to show me a -20 banknote! They surely failed as there is no such thing as a -20 banknote!! So it is impossible to have -20 in the bank. 

 

But these banking fuckers always want to out smart you. They had the impertinence to tell my I have to pay 20 Euro into my bank account to be broke! How can one be broke when one just paid 20 bucks into the account? As if I am the village idiot...

 

 

Best response ever from @franklan !!!

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On 5/14/2020, 1:09:36, El Jeffo said:

The lunatics have taken over the asylum.

 

On 5/14/2020, 1:54:38, RenegadeFurther said:

Is that because you have had your mod status restored?

 

Topical! 

 

:lol:

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1 hour ago, hellfire99 said:

 

I find that hard to believe. 

 

You spend every waking hour posting on Toytown about Trump, then claim to not even have looked?

 

No, that doesn't wash. 

 

58 minutes ago, fraufruit said:

 

Who brought up Trump again?

 

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3 hours ago, hellfire99 said:

 

Woman bus driver.

 

I'll let you draw your own conclusions. 

 

3 hours ago, El Jeffo said:

You're sexist?

 

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51 minutes ago, J0ker said:

No more money for the police

 

So the NY Times thinks cops should be replaced by social workers for emergencies such as substance abuse or domestic violence.

 

And according to our resident Karens we are supposed to trust this "journalism" like it's the word of God...

 

2 minutes ago, El Jeffo said:

Meanwhile, our resident proto-fascists can't tell the difference between opinion pieces and journalistic reporting.

 

Here's a hint: it says "Opinion" right at the top.

 

But keep on pouring gas on the flames, by all means, Maybe your buddy Bolsonaro will award you the Crest of the Sniveling Bunker Bitch in bronze.

 

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11 minutes ago, AlexTr said:

@J0ker Keep going. Some day you'll know enough to start your own business. 

 

8 minutes ago, J0ker said:

Why would I want to do that when I can just seize yours after the Wussians and Chinese take over the world?

 

7 minutes ago, AlexTr said:

 

Well, at least you admit to being a Wuss with a capital W.

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

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