Favourite comebacks posted to TT - examples of quality repartee

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It wouldn't be the first thing you parked in the wrong place.

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5 minutes ago, Keleth said:
1 hour ago, jeremytwo said:

 

 

At 2:02: "You know these angry agenda-driven keyboard warriors on social media in their basements wearing their underwear" Brilliant!

 

Ooh you`re famous

 

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9 minutes ago, AlexTr said:

Reminder to self: Do not argue with Apu's doppelgänger.

 

Racists and biggots huh? 

 

Quality indeed.

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8 minutes ago, Kommentarlos said:

 

Racists and biggots huh? 

 

Quality indeed.

 

You need a pretzel-like thought process to twist that up to a bigoted (note the one g) statement. It must be due to your own belief system and prejudices.

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8 minutes ago, Kommentarlos said:

Thank you,  come again. 

He will if they let him back in after a hard Brexit.

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9 minutes ago, Aussiedog said:

 

So many things people don't know about Australia and Australians!

 

It's not all beer swilling, sex with ya best mate's girlfriend in carparks, avocado on toast for brekkie, streets paved with gold, prawns on the barbie, mistreatment of refugees, sand in every nook and cranny, deadly snakes, cafe lattes, PMs who go

swimming and drown, Aussie Rules Football, obsession with the property maarrrket, et-bloody-cetera...you know.

 

We, as a people, as a nation of people, in fact, are also extremely fond of a vigorous physical workout IN THE STAIRWELL at, well, any bloody time of the day we farken well feel like it...so yous can all GO AND GET FUCKED. And I'm buggered if I know why this hasn't been made an official Olympic sport - horrendous injustice.  

 

PS I'm pretty sure that this right, this obligation, is enshrined in our constitution, as a matter of fact. So, GET STUFFED.

 

 

 

Awesome rant. Excellent stuff.

 

Clearly an intellectual.

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It was, in fact, excellent parody. I wouldn't necessarily call it a "comeback", but you seem to be on a roll today, so by all means, carry on.

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1 hour ago, jeremytwo said:

Have any of you been following the Ghislaine Maxwell madame story? She was the procurer of girls for Jeffrey Epstein. 

 

1 hour ago, fraufruit said:

Yes, she has actually been all over the real news even.

 

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