Madeleine McCann jokes

[triumph bob 87]

They turned me down - overqualified, apparently.

[Robot-Dude 0]

lawl my mate was saying these all last week n the weeks before xD

 

classic as fuck and i'm british.

 

Post some more please

 

i havent heard a good joke or seen a good horror film in ages.

 

I want my humor :P

[JOB 476]

From web viral 'Popbitch'

 

"The current trend in news journalism is to

let the viewers do the work. But the rise of

photos and videos from amateur mobile phone

cameramen is not without peril, thank God.

One 24 hour news network didn't spot that

someone was sending them in photos of the

London Olympic torch procession and photo-

shopping images of Maddie McCann into the

crowd. Oops."

 

Thought this would be better placed in the joke thread.

[RebellionLies 37]

 

[mandy-samuels 0]

Portugese Police have just issued the following statement, read out by Cliff Richard.

 

Maddie doesn't live here anymore,

Maddie had a room on the second floor,

Maddie hasn't left no forwarding address,

It's a mystery?

[djgrazy 15]

[mandy-samuels 0]

There is one thing I cannot understand about this topic.

 

Everyone has spent the last 14 pages talking about how raping and killing a child is no joke, and not even funny. But unless someone knows something the police don't know I think you'll find she's neither been raped or killed, because if she had then it would have been all over the news by now.

 

Everyone makes jokes about death, it's a way of life nowadays thanks to modern society, and it doesn't matter what age they are!

 

I could say:

 

Q: When Gene Pitney died his family was told that his coffin would take 2 weeks made from Mahogany

A: But only 24 Hours from Balsa

 

The title of this topic was: Madeline Mccann Jokes, which means that either most of the people posting here cannot read or they are very stupid. If you do not agree with this topic then go onto something else. It's Simple!

[cb6dba 7,318]

Perhaps she has been raped and killed and they haven't found the body?

 

As you are new to Toytown I will let you read the many, many forum topics to find out that trying to keep a topic here in topic is much like trying to to find a intelligent cabinet member.

[Kay 4,137]

@m-s

Did you join Toytown Germany for the express purpose of posting an unfunny joke or do you actually have something worthwile to contribute to this community?

[herve64 0]

Q.: How do you call pills to drug little kiddies?

A.: MADDIEcament.

 

By the way: the McCanns relaunched the new photo for researching Madeleine:

 

[godber 73]

There are some sad sad Bastards about,

there is nothing at all that is "funny" about this poor kids fate.

Why this shit is still to be seen here on TT is a complete mystery to me? The Topic should have been dropped long ago!

[Schotte 1,403]

 

Q.: How do you call pills to drug little kiddies?

A.: MADDIEcament.

 

By the way: the McCanns relaunched the new photo for researching Madeleine:

Your 1 post contribution to this forum is astonishing, you sick sick individual. You cant even get the English right.

[herve64 0]

 

There are some sad sad Bastards about,

there is nothing at all that is "funny" about this poor kids fate.

Why this shit is still to be seen here on TT is a complete mystery to me? The Topic should have been dropped long ago!

Well, it' s not the child' s fate which is the subject of these jokes, but the curious behaviour of its parents. Or do you really believe, that a computer animated picture which is based mainly on wishful thinking, supposings and specs would be a right medium to find a little girl which disappeared two years ago? In fact, all efforts of the McCanns "to find Maddie" seems to be a camouflage to draw off the attention of themselves being suspects in this case. Or do you consider the fact as normal, that parents will leave their children back drugged in a hotel room in a foreign country without any babysitting person while they had the intention to spend a nice evening with their friends?

[AncientBrit 1,934]

 

... do you consider the fact as normal, that parents will leave their children back drugged in a hotel room ...

Drugged? Any proof? Hope you're rich enough to fund your defence in any possible libel action!

[featherlight 1,368]

I second Godber's comment. This topic is in the WORST POSSIBLE TASTE and should be removed. What of compassion?

[spatown 115]

Absolutely agreed. The jokes/comments on this thread are really off the board. This is not an amusing subject.

[herve64 0]

Well, in fact, that' s good old British sense of humour. So don' t fuss.

[herve64 0]

Possible titles for the Maddie documentary coming out:

 

-Gone in 60 Minutes While We Were Having Lunch.

-The Never Ending News Story.

-Catch Me If You McCann.

-Live Freely on Charity Donations Or Another Toddler Will Have To Die Hard.

-Dude, Where's Our 'Cann?

-Everyone Knows What You Did Last Summer.

-Murat: Child kidnappings of Portugal for make benefit glorious tabloid of United Kingdom.

-The Ring

 

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What's Maddie McCann doing for Christmas?

 

Decomposing.

 

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A quick tip for the McCann's, who have spent a million looking for Maddie:

 

Retrace your footsteps - it works for me when I can't find something I've hidden.

 

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Have you heard the latest one about Maddie McCann?

 

Neither has she...

 

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I know they say that scottish people are tight with their money but you have to hand it

to Gerry McCann, he took it to a whole new level:

 

1: Saved €10 by not getting a babysitter

2: Received over £1 million to "search" for Maddie

3: Got out of having to pay for a funeral

 

The rest of ye Scottish have a lot to learn!

 

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What do Maddie McCann and Elvis have in common?

 

We all know they're dead, but there are a few nutters who still claim to have seen them.

 

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I think I've solved the little trick or treat problem with a simple poster on the front door.

 

A picture of Maddie McCann with the sentence...

 

'This is the picture of the last person who thought they would try trick or treating here'

 

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Lisa Stansfield is rereleasing one of her classic songs for Maddie McCann as a request

by her parents:

 

Been around the world and I, I, I, I can't find my baby.

 

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Well i'm glad that someone's finally trying to beat Osama Bin Laden at hide-and-seek.

 

You have my full support, Maddie McCann!

 

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Did anyone see that computer-aged photo of Maddie McCann where they've updated the

picture two years on to show what she's looking like now? Bit Optimistic I think, I didn't see

one bit of decay on her. Therefore the killer must be an imbalmer!

 

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[godber 73]

Thats what this site needs a German guy telling Brits whats Funny?

I tell you what matey(herve64) ,there is a fucking big difference between humour and just trying to shock people by being as obnoxious as possible! Thats what school kids do to impress each other,it's pretty sad when so called adults have to resort to this kind of crap to gain a bit of notoriety.

It's not Funny, it's not good old British Humour, it's disgusting.

I'll give you a tip pal,don't be led on by the few dickheads who have contributed to this marathon of "Good Old British Humour" as you like to call it,

because I can tell you now,they are a very small infantile group of Heroes. :angry:

[Eleanor Rigby 1,934]

What makes you the authority on what is and isn't funny?