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Good news to share, Ive just been notified that I've apparently won a grand sweepstakes: my prizes include cash, $500,000; a car, I can choose between a Porsche, Mercedes, BMW among others; and a luxury Carribean cruise for myself and friends, destination to be chosen by me. I suppose I'll have to scrounge up some friends to go with me though.

 

I know its legit because DESPITE being unable to contact me, they have sent me a postcard by mail. Its blue with a metered stamp and everything. All I have to do is contact one of Ms. Andrews assistants to obtain my winnings. I have put it on my "to do" list, directly after sending my bank details to Nigeria. I could't let that massive deposit of gold bars sit uncollected, obviously.

 

In the meantime, petitions for money and/or to be on my cruise posse are welcome. Priority given to people willing to hold my change and/or wax my shiny new car.

 

I'm rich biatches! Bling bling.

 

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PS: As I dont generally like to be the overly bragging sort, alone at least, feel free to post any of your own good news here. Bragging about your income, good looks, famous friends, and abilities etc welcome, obviously.

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ER gets a spot on my cruise. Not allowed to ride in my car though.

 

ps: they now have BAKED cheetos, and they're gooooooooooood.

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I found a McDonalds Monopoly voucher for 100 grand in a bin!! Result!

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Priority given to people willing to (...) wax my shiny new car.

Phew, I'm glad I read that a second time, I first thought it said "wax my ear". :rolleyes:

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Wasn't jml the one who also won the TT rubber? Seems to be a very lucky person. I hope there are luxury cars that suit to the rubber's color composition.

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Ah I ceded the rubber to JennyL. She was far more deserving of it than me. Lucky but humble I am.

 

PS: Dont forget to post your good news here suckas. If you dont have anything good going on, give a shout and I'll send you some chain letters. Guaranteed to make your dreams come true, allegedly.

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My last final is in 3 hours, then I'm DONE! I can lounge about and be lazy for three whole months. If that isn't good news, I don't know what is.

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My brother arrives tomorrow morning for a visit and he will be bringing me Chicken Super Noodles.

If the imminent arrival of Chicken Super Noodles isn't good news, I don't know what is.

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I visited David & Cathleen's place yesterday briefly - it looks very nice. I'm happy that David is finally living in a civilized situation - Cathleen is a good housekeeper. He's going to have Annette's support $ paid through his employer, so she won't have his address. I think that's a good idea.

My oldest brother is finally getting smart at the ripe age of almost 50.

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Holy Batmobiles. Is that mini Crawlie? That is great news :)

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@ Crawlie - sooooooooooooooo cute :D

 

My good news: in 2 months I get to resign from this God forskaen place. In 3, I am free :lol: Yippeeeeeeee!

 

Oh and jml...one of those chain letters could come in handy...I've heard there's 1 where your dreams come through within a couple of hours... (I'm impatient)

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That is indeed mini-Crawlie. She is slowly but surely plotting our downfall and will put her plan of taking over the world into action very soon I think. I am soooo on to her - looking all cute and angelic and that. I know what she is up to. Evil I tell you. Pure evil...

 

Oh, and i got told she looks like me. Poor thing. I would not wish that on anybody...

 

Oh... I have more good news. I was watching TV last night and apparently all I have to do is buy some starter pack telling me how to work from home and I will be rich beyond my wildest dreams within 2 years. Oh how wonderful life will be

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Oh, and i got told she looks like me

[high singing voice with dramatic drums too man] DOMINUS...Jesus Christus...DOMINUS...[/high singing voice with dramatic drums too man]

 

Tattoo, or at least draw with a biro, 3 sixes on her bonce, just to freak people out like.

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