I need some female company

[springchicken 0]

The biggest problem as I see it, is the use of the words elder-flower. Not flattering, not flattering at all, I must say.

[sarabyrd 18,767]

I read that coming from a guy four years younger than I am, shrug my shoulders and think, "It's only Grinner". He wouldn't dare call me that to my face.

[springchicken 0]

So a pummeling is out of the question?

[Lavender Rain 7,859]

 

Oh come on LR, at least he won't ask you to split the bill

Gemini, thanks for infusing some much needed humour into his miserably desperate thread. You have me laughing and thinking at least he would be good for something. ;)

[Flowers 0]

@ Grinner,

I recommend Adultsheepfinder.com ( AdultSheepFinder.com )

 

If all else fail then there is always the below-mentioned GF.

 

 

I'm with carm on this one, but I wont be finishing work early, wont be going to the Gym wont be opening a bottle of wine nor ordering sushi... but I may just drag myself around the living room..

 

May spend it on my own if the GF dosent turn up..

[Guest]

I know Grinner, and I believe he has failed to mention his most redeeming features, probably because of the first one; modesty. He is also witty, generous, a non-smoker, doesn't seem to be interested in football, financially secure without being flash about it, technically adept (can fix almost any household item), and can do magical things with soft ropes.

 

Sadly, he doesn't seem to be that keen on Marmite.

[PES 3,977]

 

Sadly, he doesn't seem to be that keen on Marmite.

I see that, as many do, as a merit.

[Grinner 4]

Ok.. so some of you thought it could be fun to shoot me down!... well go on,, I am an easy target!

 

As my last topic suggested, I am looking for a Female friend.. I am 42 and a chubby fucker to say the least..

 

I am looking for some companionship.. a drinking buddy, a fuck buddy if things are good..

 

I am not looking to go for a romantic walk to the lake nor a candle lit diner at the local pizza shed... If this happens, then so be it! (yes I know I am a romantic!!!)

 

Having had a few GFs in the past, so I am no longer in a possition to offer you a "pure white" "tall and handsome" geeza.. I am a fucking wreck.!

 

I will tell you no more about me as many of you know me personally or at least in real life! So you know what you are getting

 

Compare me to a Pineapple if you must.. hard and abrasive on the outside.. soft and sweet inside!!!

 

My life is quite good and my social life is what I make of it!...

 

Please dont take this as an "I am desperate" sort of posting, as I am not! It is written as I have a big gap in my life that needs to be filled..

 

You wanna at least meet for a drink or a pizza? then drop me a PM

 

Thanks

 

Geoff

 

Oh.. And my interest?

 

Work

Photography

Beer

sex

pizza

 

In an order of your choice!

 

Topics merged by admin

[topcat 1 373]

Hi Grinner, no one else seems interested so i thought i would reply. Do you mind if the female friend is a chubby fucker as well? I just wanted to prove that weight is not that important.

[perdido 6,083]

Grinner mate two things: A flower and charm. They get you some much further than an ad. Good luck mate!

[gemini 2,074]

What happened to the first thread??? Wasn't offensive a bit to me...what caused the premature closure?

[Jack 13]

Maybe someone recognised themselves in one of the posts and didn't like what they saw. If someone decides to close down a thread then it might be an idea and polite if they identified themselves and gave a reason for closing it down. A bit cowardly otherwise.

[MadAxeMurderer 6,322]

I thought only moderators could close threads down. Or the originator for an advert. So I guess the mods felt the thread had got a bit ridiculous/vulgar.

 

Grinner, the line on looking for a fuck buddy is a big mistake. In my experience no woman wants to be a fuck buddy. They may become one, but did not set out that way. They want respect, warmth, entertainment, and sex if the respect, warmth, and entertainment makes them excited enough to want it. I'm afraid you've been watching too much sex in the city.

[Guest]

 

I am looking for some companionship.. a drinking buddy, a fuck buddy if things are good..

 

I am not looking to go for a romantic walk to the lake nor a candle lit diner at the local pizza shed... If this happens, then so be it! (yes I know I am a romantic!!!)

 

Having had a few GFs in the past, so I am no longer in a possition to offer you a "pure white" "tall and handsome" geeza.. I am a fucking wreck.!

Well Grinner, I think I have found the lady for you:

She shuts the fuck up

You can fuck her 24/7

She doesn't want romance, nore cares about it.

She doesn't care if you are carrying a few pounds to many.

 

I don't think, after having read your thread, your preferences and your prerequisites, that you will be able to find a different woman. If you'd be willing to marry, I'd suggest getting yourself a mail-order bride. She'd be totally dependend on you, fuck as often as you want and not be in the position to bargain (i.e. does anything you demand of her AND cooks and cleans for free).

 

As a member of the female species who has already got to meet you, I am amazed at your criteria for finding women. A pity, you seem to be nice bloke. Contrary to popular belief expressed by people the likes of Ulysses, being a nice bloke can get you somewhere if you are looking to date grown-up women. There are tons of disillusioned women out there who would love to find men who are nice, single and not gay and who have long given up the hope of finding someone. Looks-wise you don't have to worry too much, the character is far more important to women than looks. The character you are portraying in this ad is unfortunately not going to help you in finding any woman, but for the one who's pic I posted. She's still available though. Good luck.

[Lavender Rain 7,859]

 

As my last topic suggested, I am looking for a Female friend...

As I mentioned in Part 1, most women want more depth to their relationship than a drinking buddy or a fuck buddy. Secondly, I would suggest that you try working on yourself first ( I saw that pic of you on the roof) as you said you are a "wreck" so that you can offer any prospective women the best possible you. No woman wants a wreck, unless she's working for a demolition company and wrecks go directly to the junk yard.

 

You're 42 and only had a few girlfriends? Maybe this explains why it appears that you have a very limited understanding of what women and need from a relationship with a man.

 

My best suggestion to you is to buy a Porn magazine or an inflatable woman and sleep and drink with it. As most women would want you to offer them more then just excess adipose tissue, beer, pizza, and your "weiner".

 

Perhaps, "the big gap in your life that you need to fill", is really the emptyness of your character and who you are as a person. Again, I would recommend working on that first.

 

Good luck!

[Editor Bob 3,378]

Grinner requested that the replies to his first posting be removed. To do so, however, would be unfair to the people who took the time to write those replies. Replies can't be removed simply because the topic starter doesn't like them. The replies didn't break any forum usage guidelines. Rather, they were all well-intentioned helpful advice. So instead the topic was closed. Had it been known that Grinner was going to simply start a new and almost identical topic then the first one wouldn't have been closed at all. Incidently, normally "Fuck buddy sought" type adverts do not belong on this website. There are plenty of other websites for that kind of thing. We're making a one off exception in this case though because Grinner is such an established member of the forum.

[sharpe 7]

hey lavendarrain. are u trying to help him or cursing him? looks like u feel insulted so u are going for a revenge.

[Darkknight 2,305]

Chill.. According to her profile she's only 8 years old What would she know of the world

 

Note: It helps to be truthfull with the details in your profile, so people don't get the wrong ideas/impressions.

[Guest]

I actually think this whole thread is probably another Grinner wind up, hence trying to give him advice is probably just a waste of time.

[Jack 13]

Makes sense