I need some female company

[Will2Write 5]

p.s. the female members all signed up during the beta phase... in case anyone was wondering how I could have so many members if it isn't actually a live site.

[gemini 2,074]

 

Any better?

Not really...keep trying. So far you are basically a fat, over the hill bloke with no interests and no specific criteria for a "lady friend"...you really know how to sell yourself :rolleyes:

[Carm 74]

hey gemini, at least he is honest! :lol:

[tom_a 459]

 

with no interests

He seems to enjoy roof-climbing...

[Grinner 4]

And Trying! ;)

[cabbagefairy 29]

His ad is alot more interesting than most others. Surely people would respect honesty more than- "I´m tall, dark and handsome, enjoy long romantic walks on the beach and love to volenteer with orphans in my spare time" :lol:

[sharpe 7]

Read this.

 

http://www.askmen.com/dating/dating_top_te...ing_list_a.html

[tom_a 459]

 

Surely people would respect honesty more than- "I ... enjoy long romantic walks on the beach and love to volenteer with orphans in my spare time"

Maybe Grinner does, but is too embarrassed to mention it - could be bad for his reputation, you know... :rolleyes:

[Lavender Rain 7,859]

 

Fat Bloke, Lives a life fraught with danger.

 

Looking for a "Female Friend"

 

Not looking for a wife but maybe a drinking buddie or Fuck buddy..

 

I am 42 and almost over the hill...

 

Did I mention I have a fuller figure?

 

Idea woman?... Well Is there one?

I say you should get to the gym and while you're there try to meet some women. Regarding your "looking for a drinking buddie or a fuck buddy" good luck with that, as most women want more depth to their relationships. Now I'm beginning to understand just why you are lonely. I think you will probably be for a very long time.

 

Furthermore, everything I've read here doesn't sound like you have much respect for women and not very much to offer them of yourself. Ideal woman??? You definitely don't sound or look like an ideal man, so why would you expect from a women more than what you are yourself??? What a joke! Perhaps, some of the real men on this forum can give you some lessons in finesse. Because obviously based on what you're written here you're overwhelmingly lacking this basic personality trait.

[PES 3,977]

It is the Baileys that need to be moderated...

[Grinner 4]

Ouch...!!!

 

I bet you are american... arent ya? :lol:

[coolerking 36]

follow these 3 things what women want in a man and soon you will have no problem

1.honesty

2.trust

3.respect

have i miss anything out?

[the Boy From Bozlem 574]

 

have i miss anything out?

a big twanga powered by a rocket propelled arse ;)

[Grinner 4]

How has this demised to a character assasination thread?

[Lavender Rain 7,859]

 

His ad is alot more interesting than most others. Surely people would respect honesty more than- "I´m tall, dark and handsome, enjoy long romantic walks on the beach and love to volenteer with orphans in my spare time"

What you're written would engender more respect from me than that crap Grinner wrote, even if what is written here is totally bogus. At least it doesn't denigrate women.

[Fairfax71 5]

 

Regarding your "looking for a drinking buddie or a fuck buddy" good luck with that, as most women want more depth to their relationships.

Boom Chicago has the solution.

 

 

Cheers,

 

Fairfax71

[Lavender Rain 7,859]

 

Ouch...!!!

 

I bet you are american... arent ya?

Are you assuming that only an American women would take offense to what you wrote? Even this comment shows your myopic and very limited understanding of women. It's totally irrelevant what nationality I am, and I would hope a women of any nationality would take offense to that crap you're written here.

[sarabyrd 18,767]

Mention the fact that you don't smoke, honey.

[gemini 2,074]

Oh come on LR, at least he won't ask you to split the bill :P

[Ulysses 2]

 

I would venture to say, some of those "elder flowers" may want some companionship as well, but instead will be lonely tonight because you nor them made an effort to meet today.

I would say do that if you want to have confidence totally shot to pieces. Always pick your spot and never approach a girl when she's not alone. Having said that, why don't you try some adult dating websites. Full of women who don't have the time for a relationship and there must be some who will take anything as long as it feels more real than a dildo. If it worked for my uncle, then it can work for anyone.

 

 

follow these 3 things what women want in a man and soon you will have no problem

1.honesty

2.trust

3.respect

have i miss anything out?

You must be a woman. Women love someone who is a prick. Fact. But there are some out there who like you to be amusing, entertaining and fun to be with. Always play the angles mate i.e. don't give them the same stock answers every other guy gives them. They love the danger, the thrill and they love being approached. They want to see you have the balls to go up and chat them up. If you don't have the balls for that, then you won't have the balls to do much else.

 

Who dares, wins...