Posted 30 Nov 2010 My favorite poem: Hawk Roosting I sit in the top of the wood, my eyes closed. Inaction, no falsifying dream Between my hooked head and hooked feet: Or in sleep rehearse perfect kills and eat. The convenience of the high trees! The air's buoyancy and the sun's ray Are of advantage to me; And the earth's face upward for my inspection. My feet are locked upon the rough bark. It took the whole of Creation To produce my foot, my each feather: Now I hold Creation in my foot Or fly up, and revolve it all slowly - I kill where I please because it is all mine. There is no sophistry in my body: My manners are tearing off heads - The allotment of death. For the one path of my flight is direct Through the bones of the living. No arguments assert my right: The sun is behind me. Nothing has changed since I began. My eye has permitted no change. I am going to keep things like this. Ted Hughes 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 30 Nov 2010 Evidently Chicken Town by John Cooper Clarke The fucking cops are fucking keen to fucking keep it fucking clean The fucking chief's a fucking swine who fucking draws a fucking line At fucking fun and fucking games the fucking kids he fucking blames Are nowhere to be fucking found anywhere in chicken town The fucking scene is fucking sad the fucking news is fucking bad The fucking weed is fucking turf the fucking speed is fucking surf The fucking folks are fucking daft don't make me fucking laugh It fucking hurts to look around everywhere in chicken town The fucking train is fucking late you fucking wait you fucking wait You're fucking lost and fucking found stuck in fucking chicken town The fucking view is fucking vile for fucking miles and fucking miles The fucking babies fucking cry the fucking flowers fucking die The fucking food is fucking muck the fucking drains are fucking fucked The colour scheme is fucking brown everywhere in chicken town The fucking pubs are fucking dull the fucking clubs are fucking full Of fucking girls and fucking guys with fucking murder in their eyes A fucking bloke is fucking stabbed waiting for a fucking cab You fucking stay at fucking home the fucking neighbors fucking moan Keep the fucking racket down this is fucking chicken town The fucking train is fucking late you fucking wait you fucking wait You're fucking lost and fucking found stuck in fucking chicken town The fucking pies are fucking old the fucking chips are fucking cold The fucking beer is fucking flat the fucking flats have fucking rats The fucking clocks are fucking wrong the fucking days are fucking long It fucking gets you fucking down evidently chicken town 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 May 2011 Let me die in my sleep so I can be free Regrets float away to a deep dark sea Go to that place where pain never knew my name His lies lay covered under black soil and memories are erased Cover my ears it'll be alright Close my eyes no more sight Life is present and death is ever near Kisses for my loved ones, goodbye to my dear Come little kitty Steal my breath in the night Whispering voices escape illuminating light Lay in a bed of flowers under blowing trees Let me die in my sleep so I can be free ~ f_f 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 May 2011 A Man's A Man for a' That - Robert Burns Is there for honest poverty That hings his heed and a' that The coward slave we pass him by We dare be poor for a' that For a' that and a' that Our toils obscure and a' that The rank is but the guinea's stamp The man's the gowd for a' that What tho' on hamely fare we dine Wear hoddin-gray and a' that Gie fools their silks and knaves their wine A man's a man for a' that For a' that and a' that Their tinsel show and a' that The honest man tho' e'er sae poor Is king o' men for a' that Ye see yon birkie ca'd a lord Wha struts and stares and a' that Tho' hundreds worship at his word He's but a coof for a' that For a' that and a' that His riband, star and a' that The man o' independent mind He looks and laughs at a' that A prince can mak a belted knight A marquis, duke and a' that But an honest man's aboon his might Guid faith he mauna fa' that For a' that and a' that Their dignities and a' that The pith o' sense and pride o' worth Are higher rank than a' that Then let us pray that come it may As come it will and a' that That sense and worth o'er a' the earth Shall bear the gree and a' that For a' that and a' that It's coming yet for a' that That man to man the warld o'er Shall brothers be for a' that 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 May 2011 Rain I can hear you making small holes in the silence rain If I were deaf the pores of my skin would open to you and shut And I should know you by the lick of you if I were blind the something special smell of you when the sun cakes the ground the steady drum-roll sound you make when the wind drops But if I should not hear smell or feel or see you you would still define me disperse me wash over me rain Hone Tuwhare 1922-2008 a great nz poet 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 May 2011 In The Devil's Heat Come here girl sit on my lap, the Devil calls her name Walking towards her doom, slowly, down a hall of shame Baseball playing on the radio, a warm beer by his side He reaches out for her, she looks but there's no where she can hide Her Angel whistling in the garden, a song from long ago Desert wind carries it To a place girl will never come to know On his bony lap she sat looking out his bedroom window Keeping a close eye on Angel he gets down low No she can't see him, moving to and fro By his touch she's frightened and cold, her body shakes, It's chilled to the bone She's sitting still on his knee numb and all alone What a pretty girl you are with such soft skin, like no other Thick, long dark hair, beautiful...just like your mother Angel is lost in her lovely song Time is stopped, forever has come and gone He leads her to the gates of hell, working hard not to get caught His fear is what she can smell Her stomach twisted in a knot Hot, humid breath whispers in her ear Don't move, don't fight, I'm almost near Frozen in his sour sweat rancid with hunger She's falling, falling, falling hard Yes, she's going under A little girl, so tender and sweet Lost, gone forever...in the devil's heat. ~f_f 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 May 2011 Stephen Crane In the Desert In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, Who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said, "Is it good, friend?" "It is bitter – bitter", he answered, "But I like it Because it is bitter, And because it is my heart." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 May 2011 I am as a wellspring / Of the sweetest waters of kindness / That a woman who finds it / May drink her fill / And yet find more... - Me, Hamra Judah, 1999 Thank you for this. I wish I had written that. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 May 2011 I memorized this poem in elementary school 30+ years ago and have never forgotten it. Antonio, Antonio Was tired of living alonio. He thought he would woo Miss Lissamy Lu, Miss Lissamy Lucy Molonio. Antonio, Antonio, Rode off on his polo-ponio. He found the fair maid In a bowery shade, A-sitting and knitting alonio. Antonio, Antonio, Said, "If you will be my ownio, I'll love you true, And I'll buy for you An icery creamery conio!" Oh, Nonio, Antonio! You're far too bleak and bonio! And all that I wish, You singular fish, Is that you will quickly begonio." Antonio, Antonio, He uttered a dismal moanio; Then he ran off and hid (Or I'm told that he did) In the Antecatarctical Zonio. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 May 2011 This is a good poem for leaving. One Art The art of losing isn't hard to master; so many things seem filled with the intent to be lost that their loss is no disaster. Lose something every day. Accept the fluster of lost door keys, the hour badly spent. The art of losing isn't hard to master. Then practice losing farther, losing faster: places, and names, and where it was you meant to travel. None of these will bring disaster. I lost my mother's watch. And look! my last, or next-to-last, of three loved houses went. The art of losing isn't hard to master. I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster, some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent. I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster. --Even losing you (the joking voice, a gesture I love) I shan't have lied. It's evident the art of losing's not too hard to master though it may look like (Write it!) like disaster. -Elizabeth Bishop 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 May 2011 I'm growing fungus on my feet To tell the truth, it's kind of neat I grew it for my science class It's got so big, I'm bound to pass But it's not easy growing mould You must keep it dark and from the cold Put your socks on when they're wet Feed your fungus lots of sweat It's been a month since I last showered And because of this, it's truly flowered It's amazing just how fast it grows You've never seen such fuzzy toes! It has the most delightful hue It's sort of green and sort of blue But there are drawbacks to its fungal riches You won't believe how much it itches And the smell is gross, I have to say But it's worth it all to get an "A" --Tim 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 May 2011 The British Rail Freshly Made Ham Sandwich ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When you're travelling in the evening And you get that famished feeling And you know that there's a buffet on this train Heed my proclamation Stay put until your station Read your paper and ignore those hunger pains Yes, I know you missed your dinner And you don't want to get thinner And your stomach is a-rumbling like thunder And it isn't very far To reach that buffet car But to go would be a monumental blunder For no one sane would dare To walk into the lair Of the British Rail Freshly Made Ham Sandwich Here in the buffet section There seems to be a fine selection And the hollow in your stomach seems colossal But take those rock cakes in glass cases You better have them carbon-dated Break one open and you may well find a fossil And that packaged pastry That looks to be quite tasty "Grandma Heppelthwaite's Old Fashioned Cherry Slice" Don't get it - you'll regret it The name is quite authentic They haven't made that brand since 1925 But in the corner where it's dimmer Lurks a comestible much grimmer It's the British Rail Freshly Made Ham Sandwich The rows of candy snacks Look pretty in their racks But chocolate isn't normally that blue And I really have a hunch That crisps are meant to crunch And not require that you chew... and chew... and chew Maybe just a biscuit? Well, I wouldn't want to risk it Those cookies look as though someone's been nibbling I guess that just for fun You could have a currant bun But is that icing - or has the chef been dribbling? Although it may seem incredible One thing's more indigestible The British Rail Freshly Made Ham Sandwich Perhaps you might well think That there's no harm in a drink And the tariff says the tea is freshly brewed Well the menu was quite true In 1952 When it was printed - now the tea has got quite stewed Yes, they do have orange juice But the definition is quite loose The stuff they sell did not come from a fruit But to be quite fair I ought to Say the beer is not like water Even water couldn't taste quite that dilute But of all these buffet offerings None can cause the suffering Of the British Rail Freshly Made Ham Sandwich Baked flour, water, yeast And a slice of porcine meat Neatly triangled by a sharp, bisecting knife But I have heard it said That the ham is not quite dead And is squirming with vile, microscopic life And the bread that once was white Is now yellow to the sight The crust brittle like bones long since interred And as it lies upon the plate And plans someone's grisly fate An evil grin forms as the corners slowly curl So don't give into temptation There are things worse than starvation You might well miss your destination Trapped in the toilet past your station So without hesitation I say avoid a confrontation With the British Rail Freshly Made Ham Sandwich --Tim 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 May 2011 Ah, it's nice to see so many of the ones that I like (When I am Old I Shall Wear Purple, Ozymandias, Do Not Go Gentle into that Dark Night to name but three). But two years ago.. I went on a two-week bus tour of Syria and Jordan and swore I'd not take too many books. Instead, I took 'a slim volume of poetry'. I reckoned it was stuff you couldn't read very quickly and had to take time to understand. And at the same time, you could just read for fifteen minutes or less and read an entire work. Anyway, this came in as number one for me. I can read it and read it and really enjoy hearing his voice - the weariness in it, the resignation and then those final words. I think it reminds me a bit of Dylan Thomas's Do Not Go Gentle in that it talks about 'never giving in, never surrendering". Ulysses It little profits that an idle king, By this still hearth, among these barren crags, Matched with an agèd wife, I mete and dole Unequal laws unto a savage race, That hoard, and sleep, and feed, and know not me. I cannot rest from travel: I will drink Life to the lees: all times I have enjoyed Greatly, have suffered greatly, both with those That loved me, and alone; on shore, and when Through scudding drifts the rainy Hyades Vexed the dim sea: I am become a name; For always roaming with a hungry heart Much have I seen and known; cities of men And manners, climates, councils, governments, Myself not least, but honoured of them all; And drunk delight of battle with my peers, Far on the ringing plains of windy Troy. I am a part of all that I have met; Yet all experience is an arch wherethrough Gleams that untravelled world, whose margin fades For ever and for ever when I move. How dull it is to pause, to make an end, To rust unburnished, not to shine in use! As though to breathe were life. Life piled on life Were all too little, and of one to me Little remains: but every hour is saved From that eternal silence, something more, A bringer of new things; and vile it were For some three suns to store and hoard myself, And this grey spirit yearning in desire To follow knowledge like a sinking star, Beyond the utmost bound of human thought. This my son, mine own Telemachus, To whom I leave the sceptre and the isle— Well-loved of me, discerning to fulfil This labour, by slow prudence to make mild A rugged people, and through soft degrees Subdue them to the useful and the good. Most blameless is he, centred in the sphere Of common duties, decent not to fail In offices of tenderness, and pay Meet adoration to my household gods, When I am gone. He works his work, I mine. There lies the port; the vessel puffs her sail: There gloom the dark broad seas. My mariners, Souls that have toiled, and wrought, and thought with me— That ever with a frolic welcome took The thunder and the sunshine, and opposed Free hearts, free foreheads—you and I are old; Old age hath yet his honour and his toil; Death closes all: but something ere the end, Some work of noble note, may yet be done, Not unbecoming men that strove with Gods. The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks: The long day wanes: the slow moon climbs: the deep Moans round with many voices. Come, my friends, 'Tis not too late to seek a newer world. Push off, and sitting well in order smite The sounding furrows; for my purpose holds To sail beyond the sunset, and the baths Of all the western stars, until I die. It may be that the gulfs will wash us down: It may be we shall touch the Happy Isles, And see the great Achilles, whom we knew Though much is taken, much abides; and though We are not now that strength which in old days Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; One equal temper of heroic hearts, Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. Alfred,Lord Tennyson (1809-1892) 1833 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 May 2011 Billy Button ------------------- This is the story of Billy Button The tragic tale of a greedy glutton Who loved to spend each waking hour Finding items to devour Eating everything in sight Until his parents in desperate plight Cried out Billy, you must stop Or one day you will just go POP! I will eat less, young Billy said And promptly ate two loaves of bread A pound of butter, a jar of jam And fifteen slices of best smoked ham And though his stomach now reached his knees He finished with two rounds of cheese He sat back, licked his lips and burped I wonder what's for tea, he slurped Nothing tonight Billy's parents said For soon you have to go to bed Daddy's boss and his wife, the Skinners Are turning up at 8 for dinner We're going upstairs to get dressed You sit here and behave your best But as soon as Mum and Dad had gone A hungry look came upon their son A little snack that's all I need He said as he licked his lips with greed And waddled to the dining room To find something else to consume And there laid out before his eyes A tasty spread of lavish size Mmm, just a little taste won't hurt And he shovelled goodies down his throat Every starter that he saw Soon disappeared down Billy's maw All the veg and meat he ate Licking sparkling clean each plate He ate the sweets at a rapid rate And then finished off the After Eights And very soon it all was gone Stuffed into Billy's bulging tum Now perhaps a little doze Thought Billy as his eyelids closed And so his parents found him sitting there Wedged into a straining chair His snoring cake-hole smeared with food It was then his parents became unglued The shops were closed, the boss was due Oh what, mum wailed, were they to do Dad said, as he eyed his son Don't worry, I know what must be done Now we conclude this sorry fable With everyone sitting at the table Mum and Dad and the Skinners Tucking into a most tasty dinner Says Mr. Skinner, I make a toast To this most tender, tasty roast I've never seen one quite so plump Could you slice me just a little more rump? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 25 May 2011 Was that an original from you? Very impressive. Reminds me of .. what was it... Albert and the Lion? http://monologues.co.uk/Albert_and_the_Lion.htm 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 25 May 2011 Was that an original from you? Very impressive. Reminds me of .. what was it... Albert and the Lion? http://monologues.co...nd_the_Lion.htm Thanks. I think it was inspired by Hilaire Belloc's "Cautionary Tales" poems, which also have a similar feel to the Albert poems. I have some more humorous verse lying about - I'll dig out another one :) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 25 May 2011 The Loch Ness Monster's Song by Edwin Morgan: Sssnnnwhuffffll? Hnwhuffl hhnnwfl hnfl hfl? Gdroblboblhobngbl gbl gl g g g g glbgl. Drublhaflablhaflubhafgabhaflhafl fl fl - gm grawwwww grf grawf awfgm graw gm. Hovoplodok - doplodovok - plovodokot - doplodokosh? Splgraw fok fok splgrafhatchgabrlgabrl fok splfok! Zgra kra gka fok! Grof grawff gahf? Gombl mbl bl - blm plm, blm plm, blm plm, blp 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 25 May 2011 Lionel The Lycanthrope or The Trials and Tribulations of the Modern Day Werewolf Lionel was a werewolf So when the moon was bright He would go up to the rooftop And howl into the night He would prowl along the streets at night Followed by his pack Two pooodles, one chihuahua, And a dachshund known as Jack Sometimes he chased the local residents You should have seen the way they ran But Lionel never hurt them He was vegetarian He would roam about the neighbourhood Desperate for a pee (When you're an inner city lupine It's hard to find a tree) He passed the church where he was banned Not for being bad or rotten But from when the vicar came to tea And Lionel tried to sniff his bottom One dawn the police picked Lionel up Wearing not a stitch It didn't help when Lionel said He'd been hunting down a bitch The policemen took young Lionel home They found his house without much stress For on a chain around Lionel's neck Hung a disk with his address "We have to tell your mum", one policeman said In a voice so dark and final As the car pulled up by a garden gate With a sign - "Beware of Lionel" When Lionel's mother opened the door She knew why the police were there "Go into the living room, Lionel, And don't sit on the chairs!" "This can't go on", the policeman said "He's frightened half the town If you can't teach him to behave He'll have to be put down" Ma wondered how to help her son But she soon solved the puzzle Lionel still prowls the streets at night But now he wears a muzzle Rumour says she also found A way to curb his wild desires You'll still hear him when the moon is full But now his howl's two octaves higher 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 25 May 2011 I remember when... by a 17 year-old, broken hearted Guest I remember when we used to sit and talk about nothing else but life itself you used to stay with me it was where you wanted to be then one day you went away leaving me alone sitting by the phone waitin for your call that is why I kiss the sky goodbye As I wipe each tear from my eye I kiss the sky goodbye. You treated me so bad leaving just the memories of the times we had how can I make room in my heart for another like you to tear apart? I'll do it somehow, some way for tomorrow will be a brighter day I'll do it somehow, some way for tomorrow will be a sunny day How can I keep from crying? How can I keep from dying? I'll do it somehow. I remember when ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 25 May 2011 Ha hahahahaha. I really gave out a huge laugh at verse two. Just wonderful. A werewolf being followed by two poodles, a chihuahua and a dachshund known as Jack. LOL. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites