The Vent - NO CHAT!!!

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2 minutes ago, HH_Sailor said:

 

 

2 needs a sign after the off ramp showing where the chargers are (In the petrol area)

 

3 and in case all that  fails, a loop back possibility, so that e-drivers like me can go back (instead of having to reverse up a one way lane in the parking area to get back to the petrol area)

 

We had this problem yesterday when returning from Duesseldorf. As for #1, the navi tells us which stations have chargers. 

 

We had to reverse about 80 meters between trucks (Sunday). It was a nightmare with other cars trying to drive through. 

 

The sign after the off ramp was WRONG!

 

Argghhh!

 

 

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Hello unknown neighbour

 

I'm like a cracked record, but here is your friendly reminder to crush or collapse cardboard boxes before you put them in the container, otherwise they take up a lot of space which is then unavailable for the rest of us.

 

Takes around a minute.

 

I keep doing it for you cos you can't be bothered.

 

Have a nice fucking day.

 

Twat.

 

 

 

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43 minutes ago, HH_Sailor said:

Vintage cheddar already 4months old, now reduced in price due to MHD.

 

But at the checkout, I'm told it can't be sold '2 days past MHD' So 4months and two days is too old oder was?!*#!

 

Do I have to go around the back and climb into the container/ rubbish bin for it for free??

 

No logic sometimes

 

I have the same issue with Himalaya salt. So, it lies around there for millions of years, but when it enters the store, it has a MHD 🥴?

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Would you please just go before you are pushed. Why humiliate yourself by standing in front of us, waving your arms after us and then look like you don t get why we played it slow. Wave your arms faster. We are supposed to follow you, not the other way round. 

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You are a monster. To be pitied, for surely yourself a victim originally. But your evil hurts others, so the pity evaporates. I am sick to the stomache to see the extent of your forked tongued, underhanded deviousness and your remarkable capacity for stealth and lies, spanning three decades. Master manipulator, gaslighter extraordinaire.

I now understand when the fathers of seemingly happy families shoot their wives and children, then top themselves to boot. Nobody looking in from the outside understands. I think it happens when the dad is a kiddy fiddler and the mother is a witness. At this point, there is no way out. As you (presumably) bribed the notary s secretary (poor fool) to swap our marriage contract in their archives so that in the event of me predeceasing you, all my worldly goods will pass to you, I am wondering if that 50K euro hearse you bought is for me. Been sitting in the garage since before Xmas, and I have yet to be taken for a spin, or even have a peek. Can t see through the black windows. Ah, paranoia, right.

 

Maybe someone at the gendarmerie in Guebwiller will have the ability to translate this into French, should I have a nasty accident. 

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STFU!!!

Enough already!!

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Parking in such a way as to make getting in and out of the garage difficult is demonstrably passive aggressive. 

 

Yet another little gift I can cite.

 

What a pillock you are.

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Your watery soup with spaetzle and tinned beans and three tiny bits of meat  that you are selling as goulash for 15 euros a pop is a disgrace. An embarrassment. And is kidding no-one. For us musicians it is fine on a cold day as it is free to us and lies not on the gut like a brick when we have to play afterwards. But the poor, unsuspecting public who reserved their meal in advance must be sorely disappointed to be so brazenly fleeced. 

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On 2/24/2023, 8:35:35, optimista said:

Parking in such a way as to make getting in and out of the garage difficult is demonstrably passive aggressive.

Yet another little gift I can cite.

What a pillock you are.

 

 

getoutgetoutgetout... before it kills you.

 

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 I am out. But still physically present :lol: ... for several reasons. Timing is of the essence... :ph34r:

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