Untrue (Alternative) facts

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Ali G actually was one of the boy racers who used to trev it up round Staines.. Aaiiii

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Only 17% percent of women can put their elbows together behind their back.

 

(guys, try this one on girls down the pub - its well worth it)

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tony blair is maggie's love child. she only went into politics to pay for his education. she realy wanted to become a greengrocer, her love for large vegetables inspired her later cabinet minister selection. when dennis found out about this he turned to drink and never recovered. the brighton bomb, was not by the ira but by dennis's masonic mates as their part of a pact sworn over a crate of gordons gin.

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The average age of the entire human race, including all the people that have ever lived but are now dead, is 15 years, 2 months, 3 weeks, 5 days, 6 hours, 22 minutes and 5 seconds.

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The web forum was started by the Russian Central Intelliagnce Agency to monitor the vast amount of spies working in Munich. Infact Editor Bob was been with the R.C.I.A. for 19 years and was trained as a human liar dectector.

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the 100 years war between england and france only ended because there was noone left who could remember what it was about

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The only animal that is capable of digesting itself completely is the south american eagle spider (Only found in small habitats on the coast of Japan).

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President Fidel Castro of Cuba initially trained to be a fridge mechanic

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the fall of the berlin wall and the subsiquent reunification of germany, was a plot, sucessfully carried out by the world's leading Map and Globe makers in order to increase sales.

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Red Leicester cheese is so called because it was originally made by the East Midlands Communist Dairy Product Collective

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If you counted all the helium balloons that have been released by children by accident which have then landed on the moon and added the number to the count of frogs ran over during the month of May on the roads of Nigeria you would get the total population of Luxembourg.

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