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The first reported case of man flew was attributed to Orville Wright.

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Playing the game "Knock Down Ginger" is good training for any future courier delivery drivers.

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Guessing the men they asked think they could deliver Brexit as well.

 

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_SF_I_XsAABV3r?format=jpg&name=small

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In the early 60's there was a British band that went by the name 'Varicella-Zosters'.  They later changed their name to 'The Shingles'.

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The Conservative Party has it's own social media platform it's called Twatter.

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In the UK, if the temperature goes above 30c, it's mandatory to say "We need a thunderstorm to clear the air".

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Now that he's Prime Minister, there is a new Boris Drinking Game.

1. Start drinking.

2. Don't stop.

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16 hours ago, hooperski said:

In the UK, if the temperature goes above 30c, it's mandatory to say "We need a thunderstorm to clear the air".

 

In the UK, if the temperature goes above 30°C, it's official policy to switch back to Fahrenheit and refer to it as "in old money".

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41 minutes ago, zwiebelfisch said:

The racist muslim hating Boris Johnson refused to make Sajid Javid the first muslim Chancellor of the Exchequer.

 

Bigot.  He would never pick a ninny like Javid.

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