Untrue (Alternative) facts

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37 minutes ago, SpiderPig said:

The official moto for pepsi is...

 

"It's Pepsi.. is that alright?" 

Better than RC Cola

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You can't get carrier pigeons anymore, these days you have to get a pigeon for life.

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If you want to find out "How to sort this country out", simply visit any Wetherspoons pub at 9.00 a.m.

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Ducks don't actually float, they extend their legs and walk on the bottom of the pond.

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4 minutes ago, hooperski said:

Ducks don't actually float, they extend their legs and walk on the bottom of the pond.

 

Ducks don’t really quack. Since the eggs are in the way “down there” they release gas orally. The “quacks” are actually oral duck farts. 

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At the wedding of Melania to Donald the song she chose for the first dance was Gina G's "Ooh Aah, just a little bit".

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How do you milk sheep ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... bring out a new iPhone and charge £1,000 for it.

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A collection of cheesey comments and unpalatable opinions are known as a Piersmorgansbord.

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In the UK you can only buy confectionery Rock within one mile of the beach, it's the law.

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In Victorian times there was a vineyard at Acton in West London, but it closed as it only produced "sour grapes".  :blink:

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