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This week's results.   Ballon D'or ... Luka Modric.    Bellen D'or ... Donald Trump.

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Paul Gascoigne turned up at the House of Commons today with a fishing rod and a cooked chicken.

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On 11/7/2018, 8:51:38, hooperski said:

Paul Gascoigne has just turned White House wearing his dressing gown and carrying a fishing rod and a cooked chicken.

 

The Americans here on TT will think, what the fuck is Hoops talking about :blink:)

 

51 minutes ago, hooperski said:

Paul Gascoigne turned up at the House of Commons today with a fishing rod and a cooked chicken.

 

Do you happen to have the rest of his itinerary?  

 

Cheers, mate. 

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Theresa May's office have sent a message to Elon Musk saying "Don't even think about it" :lol:

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Donald Trump is giving all his friends Advent Calendars, behind every door is a picture of him.

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2 hours ago, hooperski said:

 

The only time Trump made a woman wet.

 

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And soaking wet she was!

 

Meanwhile, back in Putin Land

 

 

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Dear Ariel Soap powder manufactures...

 

I wish to inform you that I too managed to stuff a filthy dirty table cloth, the size of half a football pitch into my washing machine and it came out blindingly white just like yours did!

 

Normally I struggle to get 3 pairs of jeans and 4 t-shirts in there.. your powder is un-beleivable... !  No, really.. it is..

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For Sale, gently used (male plug) anal and testicle stimulator., quite invigorating and exhilarating.  Only serious, sincere earnest offers will be considered.  No joking or halfhearted manners will be accepted. 

 

iphone adapter for remote control included

 

 

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Guilty as charged. :(

Mostly correct Cammiede, I do all the things you said, but I don't actually work at the hospital.

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