Untrue (Alternative) facts

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Friedrich Nietzsche said "Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called Goe"

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Matthew Hedges, the UK academic that was jailed by the UAE government for spying has flown into Heathrow.

After assessing the state of the UK and Brexit, he has flown back to UAE.

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In the UK from 26th November each year, you have to ask everyone you meet "Are you ready for Christmas yet?". It's the law.

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6 minutes ago, hooperski said:

In Finland, everybody practices Reiki.

 

Side note: did you know that the name Finland comes from a typo? It was supposed to be named Funland, but the ‘i’ is right next to the ‘u’ on the typewriter on which their application for nationhood was typed. 

 

True story. 

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The bad weather that's currently battering the UK named Storm Diana, will be snuffed out by the stronger Storm Prince Philip.

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All soldiers selected to be Yeomen Warders at the Tower of London have feet that are shaped like bees.

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The American reality show "Dating my Ex" is to return and the first couple to appear are Donald and Vladimir.

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Sunday evening Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn will take part in a farce to farce televised Brexit debate.

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This week's results.   Ballon D'or ... Luka Modric.    Bellen D'or ... Donald Trump.

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Paul Gascoigne turned up at the House of Commons today with a fishing rod and a cooked chicken.

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On 11/7/2018, 8:51:38, hooperski said:

Paul Gascoigne has just turned White House wearing his dressing gown and carrying a fishing rod and a cooked chicken.

 

The Americans here on TT will think, what the fuck is Hoops talking about :blink:)

 

51 minutes ago, hooperski said:

Paul Gascoigne turned up at the House of Commons today with a fishing rod and a cooked chicken.

 

Do you happen to have the rest of his itinerary?  

 

Cheers, mate. 

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Theresa May's office have sent a message to Elon Musk saying "Don't even think about it" :lol:

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