Untrue (Alternative) facts

[Hazza 5,458]

Just for fun...if you're bored today...

 

OK...I'll start.

 

Did you know that muslims are forbidden to eat rocks?

 

Did you know that it's considered polite to throw mud as a traditional sign of greeting in parts of the Sudan?

[noddy 8]

Coca Cola and Guinness share the same X-Ingredient... they are both brewed using rats tails...

 

...it's true, my mom said so...

[Hazza 5,458]

Sunday is so named because Sundays are more likely to have fine, sunny weather than any other day of the week. There are statistics to back this up and it holds true for all countries.

 

Nobody knows why...

[Guest]

Did you know that if you eat the seeds from grapes, a grape vine will grow out of your belly button!!

[Hazza 5,458]

The Golden Gate Bridge was built in 4 days using only toilet rolls, old coat hangers and really really strong glue...

[bubblylady 16]

well... rainday or cloudday sounds stupid anyway...

sunday... defo not in this summer

[Keydeck 9,248]

German peoples eyes are closer together than any other Europeans. Add to this that men from the region around Bremen have longer necks than any other European males. It's true, honest.

[powerfull 0]

In the early 1970's the NASA conducted an experiment to see how long astronauts could live on water, vitamens and their own feces. The experiment was conducted at SMU Campus in Austin, Texas with 14 first year law students. After 7 weeks the project was suspended. Conclusion: Indefinitely

 

Its a Fact

[Hazza 5,458]

It's impossible to touch your knee with your elbow...

[parnell 68]

Your bum does not look big in this, honest!

[eurovol 126]

This is fun and not at all boring-word, errr, I mean "fact". :blink:

[Brummie 5]

cats are not actually smaller than horses, they are just further away.

[Showem 868]

If you thin wallpaper glue with milk, it actually becomes a lubricant.

[Hazza 5,458]

Dust was invented by unemployed cleaners in Bulgaria in the late 1600's

 

It's all gone a bit out of control since then...

[parnell 68]

All women dig anal sex , some just dont know it yet.

[DrivinWest 73]

 

In the early 1970's the NASA conducted an experiment to see how long astronauts could live on water, vitamens and their own feces. The experiment was conducted at SMU Campus in Austin, Texas with 14 first year law students.

Everybody knows the SMU campus is in a Dallas, not Austin. DUH! The rest is true, however.

[eurovol 126]

George W Bush actually won the 2000 election and we are all safer for it, no really :(

[randy 141]

The entity "toytowngermany.com" will also do it's best to prevent third parties from reproducing the work of the original authors without their consent although we can not guarantee this.

 

 

(to be fair, that line got deleted at some point, so it's no longer fiction)

[Brummie 5]

all nutrients required to sustain human life can be acquired by licking the backs of 15,000 postage stamps daily.

[DrivinWest 73]

Playing Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks" at over 75 dB is illegal in the Tennessee valley.