Interesting spam e-mails received

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Here's a spam email that I just received... I have more than enough money anyway, so if this interests anyone, please feel free to contact Mr Lee... I'd hate to see the opportunity go to waste!

 

 

FROM: leeray_wing02@yahoo.com.hk

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Dear friend,

I am Mr. Raymond LEE, i work with Bank of China, HKG.I have a business proposal of $12.7millionUSD for you.Should you be interested I shall provide you with more details on this project, provide me with your Full Names, private phone/fax.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,

LEE.

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I don't know if this counts but I just got a call that - according to my display - was an internal test call but actually turned out to be one of those "Congratulations, you're a winner!" automated calls.

 

The telecommunications company is working on this and had damn well better solve it pdq.

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Not really a spam but a scam

 

Orkney Islands Shipping Co. Ltd.,

Head Office, 4 Ayre Road,

Kirkwall, Orkney,

KW15 1QX

United Kingdom.

9th July,2007.

 

Hello,

 

This is Mr. Nixon Winters, Marketing Director of Orkney Islands Shipping /

Financial Advisory Limited based in The United Kingdom. I am 54 years old,

and have been in this position for approximately 5 years.

 

We are a small scale company with staff strength of 10. Our website is

currently under construction and shall get to you once it has been set up.

 

Our company deals on import and export of Communication Accessories and

Household Appliances. We specialize mainly on mechanical equipment,

hardware,

 

soft wares, electrical, medical, chemicals, light industrial products,

office equipment and other products for world trade.

 

We also act as stock brokers and financial advisory for various small

scaled Asian companies, unable to operate in the Western World due to

logistic reasons

 

such as language barrier / over head cost of maintanance,labour

management,etc.

 

We are currently assisting these companies recruiting processing agents in

The United States of America only, whose function would be primarily

assisting us receive and disburse payment

 

for sales of machanical and chemical industrial materials which our Asian

affiliates / companies are basically involved in.

 

We have a worked out agreement of understanding to scout for

representatives whose role will be to receive funds of their behalf after

they have

 

concluded shipment of their products to their numerous customers in the

states.

 

In other words, you role will be that of a payment agent. You shall handle

cash payments on their behalf.

 

You are to deduct upon receipt of any payment, a 7% commission based on all

financial transaction you handle, as form of salary..

 

This will be reviewed and updated based on your work efficiency.

 

Kindly send below details for consideration, if you are interested in this

special offer via email address:

 

nixonwinters01@aol.co.uk

 

(1)Your full names

 

(2)Contact address

 

(3)Phone/fax numbers

 

(4)Your residential address

 

(5)Your present occupation

 

(6) Your marital status

 

(7) Your Age

 

Thank you for your time.

 

Very Respectfully,

 

Mr. Nixon Winters.

 

Email: nixonwinters01@aol.co.uk

 

Marketing Head. Orkney Islands Shipping / Financial Advisory Ltd

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This one has me stumped. I have no idea what they are hocking, but they made an effort.

 

 

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My dear, I am miss Angelina Melina Salman from Asmara, Eritrea, single and 19 years old and a christian by religion. After seeing your information in the Internet i copied out only your email address. Immediately after going through your information i made up my mind to contact you for long term relationship, because you are my choice of trust and i see nothing wrong with the choice that i have made in you. Now that i am in a state of absolute confusion I must let you know that my daddy was the Financial controller to the Common Wealth North African Region.

About my parents; My mummy died in labour when she was giving birth to a baby in the hospital in Asmara, and both my mummy and the baby died together, then i was only 11 years of age. My daddy died in a car accident and the car driver that jammed my daddy's car ran away and my daddy's lawyer and my uncle are among the suspects, and they are all against me because of my daddy's properties in Eritrea. The following information is my purpose of choosing you. Before my daddy died he made me the beneficiary of the amount of 9 million gbp£ in his account with citi bank in oxford street, London. on my way traveling to London, England i arrived this Dakar city on transit, on the same night i arrived Dakar i was attacked by 2 big boys in my guest house (hotel) room, they robbed me, collected my hand bag that contained all my traveling money and travelling documents, as if that was not enough, they tried to rape me so i collected the nearest object in the room and heated one of them on the head and screamed to the hearing of the neighbouring compounds and people came out and descended on the criminals, the next morning the police came to the guest house and arrested me, since then i have been kept under awaiting trial here in this central prison of Dakar because the criminal i heated got paralyzed as a result of the severe beating given to him by the neighborhood.

I am among the girls newly appointed to head the girls sector in this prison, hence i have the advantage to use the prison computer to communicate with you, and i will be very glad to also have a detailed information about you. From here i communicated with citi bank and they replied that because of the written agreement that my daddy signed with them that i must be present in their bank to withdraw the money by myself OR that i should appoint a financial manager and ask my financial manager to email them and receive the money on my behalf, so i want you to be my financial manager and help me to come out of this prison then the same week of my release you will fly down here in Dakar City and i and you will depart to your home in your country together and from your country we will travel to London together to go and withdraw the remaining part of my money in citi bank, If you cannot come to Dakar you will help me to travel to your country with some of my money and from there me and you will travel to london together.

I am waiting for your reply,

Yours sincerely

Miss Angelina Melina Salman

Motto: watch out for the big boys.

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I just got this in my junk email at work- (it’s spam)

I feel like I’m reading a madlid or 'creative' (i.e. bad) poetry when I read this. All I can think is what the?!!!??

 

 

Hei,

 

Hohe hoholulu

 

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Eurovol- i think ours were written by the same 'poet' or madlin addict.

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They are usually for pharmaceutical product spam mails. Tries to fool the server into letting it through with such prose.

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Tis a fact I know, but I posted the entire thing. There was nothing else and no mention of viagra or cialis anywhere. That is what has got me stumped. Not a link...nothing, but like I said they made an effort.

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i just got one where the subject line read 'Please Open the Attach to read your message'

 

yeah.. right...

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Just pulled this out of my spam filter:

 

Expel shame and weakness from your bedroom in a few weeks!

Don't miss this opportunity!

 

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I got an e-mail this morning telling me that the late Maurice Wohl had advised a lawyer to get in touch with me. Out of curiousity I asked what it was about and got an e-mail with the following attachment:

 

Dear Sir/Madam,

RE: ESTATE OF DR. MAURICE WOHL

Going through our records, it came to our knowledge that the great philanthropist, Late Dr. Maurice Wohl,

made a random selection of individuals (via email addresses drawn from 250 Countries on the internet index,

who he expects to continue in line with his selfless services to humanity. It is on this note that, I Barrister

Brian Davies, was assigned to contact you on behalf of the Board of Trustees and Executors of the Estate of

Late Dr. Maurice Wohl. I once again try to notify you as my earlier emails were returned undelivered. I wish

to notify you that Late Maurice Wohl made you a beneficiary to his funds. He left the deposit of Nine Million

Two Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds (9, 200, 000, 00 GBP) for you in a highly confidential account

with an Assets Management Firm.

Until his death, Late Dr. Maurice Wohl made a Commander of the British Empire (CBE), was a self-made real

estate magnate, and was known worldwide for his generosity. He was the president of the Jerusalem Great

Synagogue, and also a benefactor of Bar-Ilan University, Shaare Zedek Medical Center in Jerusalem and

Ichilov Hospital in Tel Aviv, as well as many other Israeli institutions. He is a very dedicated Christian who

loved to be involved in charitable projects not because it gave him prestige and fame but because it was the

right thing to do. Helping to alleviate the sufferings of a lot of people and families that needed the support

and assistance was his aim. He thus earned numerous Humanitarian awards during his lifetime for his great

philanthropy.

On July 2 2007, Dr. Maurice Wohl died at the age of 83 years. According to his last wishes, his money is to

support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society. This funds are now

ready for execution.

For more details, please visit this page at (http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/877056.html)

Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me

conclude my job. By replying to this e-mail, you will have to update the form below so that I can contact you

and also send you the AFFIDAVIT FORM IN SUPPORT OF APPLICATION which would be completed by you and

submitted by me to the Assets Management Firm for claims.

1. Full Name

2. Complete Physical/Mailing Address

3. Nationality

4. Date of Birth

5. Occupation

6. Phone/Fax

Get back to me as soon as you read this e-mail so that we can proceed further with remittance to you. My

email address is included below. Thank you and have a nice day.

Regards,

Barrister Brian Davies

Email: brian.davies3483@gmail.com & brian-davies@live.com

DAVIES CHAMBER, UNITED KINGDOM

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Not a bad offer. Apparently most folks only get 2 million US dollars. How come you get more? You someone special? :P

 

E-mail scam names false 'beneficiaries' of donor's estate

 

 

An e-mail scam is claiming to distribute $2 million on behalf the estate of the late British Jewish philanthropist Maurice Wohl.

 

The scam, which appears to be relatively new, has been blasted by Wohl's friends and lawyers. "It's very sad that a man of Maurice's reputation - a quiet, modest philanthropist - is having his name besmirched in this way," Martin Paisner, a lawyer with Berwin, Leighton Paisner LLP, which oversaw the execution of Wohl's will, said from London. The e-mail, which is addressed "Dear Beneficiary," reads: "This is to inform you that a legacy of $2M (Two Million United States Dollars) was bequeathed to you by our late client Mr. Maurice Wohl, an Israeli-born British citizen who died of heart-related complications.

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via email addresses drawn from 250 Countries

Where did he find so many countries, I wonder? Last time I looked our little planet had fewer than 200.

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From Sister Yvonne Williamson

BP 20, Abidjan, B.P. V 74

avenue Nogues, Le Plateau

Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire

West Africa.

 

Dearest In Christ,

My greetings to you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.I am Mrs.Yvonne Williamson from South Africa. I am married to Archdeacon. Arlene Williamson whom until his death served as an archdeacon in the St.Micheal'sarchdeaconry in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2003. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

 

Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $4.5.Million U.S. dollars with one of the famous bank here in Abidjan capital of Cote d'Ivoire for safe keeping.

 

Presently, my Doctor confirmed to me that I have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.Haven known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.

 

I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, helping the widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.

 

The Bible made us to understand that» Blessed is the hand that grivet

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Blessed is the hand that grivet

I'd like to have my hand blessed if anyone will give me a crash course in griveting.

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