Interesting spam e-mails received

844 posts in this topic

@Lifeisabuffet - that one's kind of effective actually. It's probably fortunate there's nothing for me to click.

@omjoi - oh, I'm so close to a dreadful pun about 'ur broker' and broken English, but it's not quite coming...


Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

another one

Dear Sir

I am writting this letter with due respect and heartful of tears since we have not known or met ourselves previously. I am asking for your assistance after I have gone through a profile that speaks good of you. I will be so glad if you can allow and lead me to the right channel towards your assistance to my situation now. I will make my proposal well known if I am given the opportunity. I would like to use this opportunity to introduce myself to you. well, i am Anta Nkomo on 22years old Girl from Republic of Liberia in West Africa.

My (late) father Mr. Joshua Nkomo ,was the personal advicer to the former head of state in my country Liberia in west africa. But he was killed along side with my mother during the longing civil war and all his properties was totally destroyed. after their death I managed to escape with a very important document (DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE of (4.3 Million) Four million Three hundred thousand U.S Dollars deposited by my late father which i am the next of kin.

I am having problem of securing a trust worthy foriegn personality to help me transfer this money over to his / her country pending my arrival to meet with with the person for further investment for my future.

Please I will like you to contact the bank for confirmation and I will issue a letter of authorisation on your name,that will enable the bank to deal with you on my behalf.

I am giving you this offers as mentioned with every confidence on your acceptance to assist me or take me as your wife and manage the money.Conclusively,I want you to send me a reply immediately as soon as you recieve this email with your contact details so that I wil give you the contact address of the bank for you to contact them as I said ealier, contact me through

Yours Faithfull ,

Miss Anta Nkomo


Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

From: Luiz nicoals <>

To: removed

Sent: Thursday, 18 October, 2007 11:25:43 AM

Subject: engeltes

Greets removed

howdy partner, score some extra loving with a big penis

Luiz nicoals

And maybe then I can lasso me some hot (reverse) cowgirl action.


Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites


From: Ayu Reuteler <>

To: Removed

Sent: Monday, 22 October, 2007 12:22:54 PM

Subject: enapap


hello world Removed

impress the girls with you new enlarged whopper

Ayu Reuteler

Here's my whopper. Would you like fries with that darlin' :D


Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites


Subject: Make your penis bigger and feel the difference

Date: October 20, 2007 7:44:10 PM GMT+02:00


Finally you will never have a problem with your size any more.

We have something special that will make all your 'se^xual wishes come true.

Forget what you've seen before. The new era for you begins!

Girls will go crazy!

Friends will be jealous!

And you will Finally your new life! Like a real man with a real penis!

Buy MegaDik and enjoy your new size! Just click here and have the penis you always longed for!


Wade has been re-elected as the President of Senegal.

Gareth Bale and Jason Koumas scored to ensure the points thanks to their victory over Bangladesh in the group

markets opened steady to higher, but fell as rising oil

Richards Stadium, North Sound, Antigua and Barbuda.


Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites


Dear UK resident:

HM Treasury offer a tax refund service for anyone who have worked in the UK and paid taxes.HM Treasury specialize in PAYE tax back and guarantees you fast and efficient service. It will take 10-22 days and HM Treasury will charge only an 2% commission from the refundable amount This is a email to inform you that HM Treasury calculated your average tax payments for CIS/UK Taxes in the last 3 years in UK.The average refund amout is :




HM Treasury ensure that you can claim the maximum amount of your refund.The next review will be made in the next 2 years .You can apply for the refund in maximum 3 working days.Thank you .HM Treasury.


Apply here

HM Treasury

I have not lived in the UK in over 5 years and this comes today!


Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

Lovin' this one.



An intriguing meeting of the minds is taking place, on live television, when famed mentalist Uri Geller and world-renowned illusionist Criss Angel ('Criss Angel Mindfreak') conduct an intensive search for the next great mentalist on Phenomenon. Watch the series premiere Wednesday, October 24 at 8/7c, on NBC!

Alan Partridge and a mentalist.



Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

I Love this, I have won the Spanish lottery, the email sender has a French address, the payment director has a telephone number in the Netherlands and an email address in the UK. :blink:






Euro Million Lottery España, Email sweepstakes programs.

This is to inform you that your email address attached to Email ticket numbers:EML-4461/06/74 has won the prize sum of 1,000,000.00 Euro (One million Euro),in an email sweepstakes program held on the 24th of October 2007, in Madrid Spain.

Do contact the claim agent for more information on how you are to claim your funds.

THE PAYMENT DIRECTOR: Alberto Gomez,TEL: 0031-638-238-037.

E-mail: <A onclick=onClickUnsafeLink(event); href="mailto:foreignoffice102@yahoo-"> Your winning information is as follow.

(I) The file REFERENCE NUMBER:: TL/47830/96/06

(ii) Batch numbers:: 48/052/91861/ESP (iii) Reference numbers:TL/47830/96/06 (iv) Lucky number:4-13-25-27-39

Remember, All winning must be claimed not later than 15th of November 2007.

Congratulation once again.Yours sincerely,

Mrs.Benita Menganpromotion co-ordinator.

Agent, Contact email:


Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

Black market is online again !


1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.

2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).

3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.

4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.

5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,

you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.

6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.

7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita

galleries, to keep out clients busy.


Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.


ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free. Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher.


For security reasons, please email me if you want to get address of our online shop.


Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

This one just made me laugh!

Posted as received.



>From the Desk of

steve mark

Director Payment Verification Department.

Skye Bank Plc.


Attn: Dear,


I write to confirm if the application made on your

behalf by

Mr.James Gribble of the United States that you are

dead and submitted

to claim your Inherian affidavit signed with your name

and headed papers thus, empowering him

tance sum of ($9.5Million) on your behalf.


Please,I wish to draw your attention and requesting

that if you are

still alive,do reply this email immediately or call my

direct telephone

number so that I can hear your voice and confirm that

you are still

alive.But if within the next 48hours there is no

response from you,it

is confirmed that you are dead as claimed and applied



The application was made on behalf of Mr.James Gribble

by Attorney

Mudi Usman with his office situated in Victoria street


I regret the shock this email might cause you if you

are still alive

while,anticipating your urgent response via this email



Best Regards,

Mr.steve mark.



Apparently, I am dead and just don't know it yet. Guess I won't need that second cup of coffee now. :lol:


Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

I've won two Irish lotterys this morning. One from a dutch e-mail address.


I'm so happy they pay in Euro's.


If I've collected it by tomorrow night I'll pay for the Mexican and PEO. :P



In regards to our online electronic e-mail draw of November 2007,

the Irish Gaming Board,has attached your winning email address to

reference number IR/23/987/67..., your email address subsequently won you

1,350,000,000euros... ENSURE TO CONTACT

Dr Ray .J. Lennon E-mail:



Phone ...


Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites


Apparently, I am dead and just don't know it yet. Guess I won't need that second cup of coffee now.

:lol: I would reply to that one: "Well, I was alive until I died from the shock that your email caused me".


That reminds me, did you know that you can die if you don't take Viagra? :ph34r:



Good morning, man!


Every man has a libido. But his sexual abilities are not always equal to his desire. As a result? stress, diseases and untimely death. But now we can help you solve this problem! Nobody has to die because of this problem! Viagra and cialis medications are created for you. And you can buy it in this way? by clicking on this link.




Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

I got this email this morning. The sender is supposedly myself. So it seems like as if I am sending spam emails to my own account. :D


I love the subject line. "Penis Today, Not Gone Tomorrow!" :lol:


from me

to me,


date Jan 5, 2008 12:34 PM

subject Penis Today, Not Gone Tomorrow!




Psychological Benefits of a Bigger Penis


Did you know... VPXL was featured in leading mens magazines such as FHM, MAXIM, plus many others, and rated No.1 choice for penis enlargement... Also seen on TV A breakthrough in herbal Science has created a pill that has been designed specifically for penis enlargement. The tests that took place over a 6 month period showed that out of the 5,000 Males from around the world who participated, the average gain after 5 months of taking VPXL pills was 3.02 Inches! Amazing, PERMANENT RESULTS that will last. Gain 3+ Inches In Length. Increase Your Penis Width (Girth) By upto 20%. Help Stop Premature Ejaculation! Produce Stronger, Rock Hard Erections. 100% Safe To Take, With NO Side Effects. Fast Shipping WorldWide. Doctor Approved And Recommended. No Pumps! No Surgery! No Exercises! Very discrete shipping and billing 100% Money Back Guarantee. *3 FREE Bottles Of VPXL !! Highly secure 256bit order processing .


Find out more at


Men's Health Personal Trainer - get in shape now!

FitnessSex & RelationshipsHealthGuy WisdomWeight LossNutritionStyleVideo




33 East Minor Street, Emmaus, PA 18098, Attn: Customer Service


Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

Anyone else got this? It was sent to the PayPal Department at my office.



Dear PayPal ® customer,


We recently reviewed your account, and we suspect an unauthorized transaction on your account.

Protecting your account is our primary concern. As a preventive measure we have temporary limited your access to sensitive information.

Paypal features.To ensure that your account is not compromised, simply hit "Resolution Center" to confirm your identity as member of Paypal.


Login to your Paypal with your Paypal username and password.

Confirm your identity as a card memeber of Paypal.


Please confirm account information by clicking here Resolution Center and complete the "Steps to Remove Limitations."

The "Resolution Center" is a link.

No, I did not hit it.


Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

Short and snappy, but a little light on details and coherence.



I am Mr. Peter Wong Managing Director of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd, Hong Kong I have a deceased client funds in my bank of and I need you to front as beneficiary, your benefit is 50%, my


Mr. Peter Wong.


Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now