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E-mail header says: "We have taken care of the problems with your account." 

 

Bloddy liars, there isn't any more money in my account!

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I have absolutely no idea how I was supposed to have helped this person!

 

Hello Dear,
 
I am very happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund transferred under the co-operation of a new partner from Belgium. Presently I am in Belgium for investment projects with my own share of the total sum. Meanwhile, I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring the funds despite that it failed us some how.Now you will need to contact the Assistant Rev Father of the camp whom used to be a Father to me when i was in Dakar Senegal, his name is Father Joel and his email address is  ((fatherjoel58@yahoo.com) or you call him through his phone number here (+221-776707482) i told him to send you a certified cheque of ($300.000.00) which I prepared and kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciate your efforts at that time very much.So feel free and get in touch with the Rev Father and instruct him where to send you the draft cheque as soon as possible because its yours and i kept it for you. Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share our joy and happiness after all the sufferings at that time. In the moment,I am very busy here because of the investment projects which me and my new partner are having at hand. Finally,remember that I had forwarded instructions to Father Joel on your behalf to receive that cheque.Therefore feel free to get in touch with him and he will send the cheque to you without delay. Take care of yourself and bye for now,please don't forget to contact me when you are through with that.
 
So write to father Joel immediately for your cheque with the his email below
                           (fatherjoel58@yahoo.com )
 
Yours sincerely,
Tender.
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Apparently thanks to my private, non-business whisky website certan manufacturers of plastic goods believe I'm a plastics business and would like to talk with me.

 

Yeah, right.

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The server of Deutsche Telekom is in Turkey, a nightmare of AfD :)

I entered my login details and a password as requested. 

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This one was entertaining and thorough -

 

 

DEAR FRIEND, REPRESENT ME FOR ($15.5 MILLION USD)

With due respect to your person and much sincerity of purpose I make this
contact mail with you today been 13-01-2018 as I believe that you can be of
great assistance to me, My name is Mr JHORGE JAMES.from republic of
BURKINA FASO-
born and bread up in Republic of Gabon, I am formal Director Central
bank of Gabon and also Financial Adviser to late richest and longest
Africa President Omar Bongo, Presently i work with UNITED BANK FOR
AFRICA (BOA) ECOWAS
as telex managing Director,

I do not know whether this is your correct email address or not because I only
used your name initials to search for your contact, In case you are not the
person I am supposed to contact, please see this as a confidential message and
do not reveal it to another person but if you are not the intended receiver, do
let me know whether you can be of assistance regarding my proposal below
because it is top secret,

I am about to retire from active Bank service to start a new life but I am
sceptical to reveal this particular secret to a stranger, You must assure me
that everything will be handled confidentially,

It has been 10 years now that most of the greedy African Politicians used our
bank to Launder money overseas through the help of their Political advisers,
Most of the funds which they transferred out of the shores of Africa was gold
and oil money that was supposed to have been used to develop the continent,
Their Political advisers always inflated the amounts before transfer to foreign
accounts so I also used the opportunity to divert part of the funds hence I am
aware that there is no official trace of how much was transferred as all the
accounts used for such transfers were being closed after transfer,

I worked as personal Bank Officer to most of the politicians and when I
discovered that they were using me to succeed in their greedy act, I also
cleaned some of their banking records from the Bank files and no one cared to
ask me because the money was too much for them to control, They laundered over
$700,000,000,00(seven hundred million) united states Dollars oil and Gold money
during the process, As I am sending this message to you, I was able to divert
FIFTEEN MILLION five hundred thousand UNITED STATE DOLLARS ($15.5m) to
an escrow account belonging to no one
in the bank, The bank is anxious now to know who is the beneficiary to the
funds because they have made a lot of profits with the funds,

It is more than Eight years now and most of the politicians are no longer using
our bank to transfer funds overseas, The FIFTEEN Million Dollars
($15.5m) has been
lying waste but I don't want to retire from the bank without transferring the
funds to a foreigner who has account, to enable me share the percentage with
the receiver, The money will be shared 60% for me and 40% for you.

There is no one coming to ask you about the funds because President Omar Bongo
is dead and i am the only person who knows about this money, I secured
everything with original document to back you up when you declare your
interest, I only want you to assist me by providing a bank account where the
funds can be transferred, as soon as i get your reply i will use my influence to
wire the fund into your account in tranches to avoid attraction from your bank
over there, You are not to face any difficulties or legal implications as I am
going to handle the transfer personally with every legitimate right which can
protect us against any breach of law between your Government and my, If you are
capable of receiving the funds, do let me know immediately to enable me give
you a detailed information on what to do,

For me, I have not stolen the money from anyone because the other people that
took the whole money did not face any problems, This is my chance also to grab
my own good but you must keep the details of the funds secret to avoid leakages
as no one in the bank knows about the rightful beneficiary,

I expect your urgent communication, Upon your response and strong assurance
that you will not let me down when this fund gets into your account, as soon as
you declare your interest I will let you know what to do and the transfer
procedures without delay,for more details.

(FILL THE FORM BELLOW AND SEND IT BACK TO ME).

1) Your Full Name:-.....
2) Your Age:-...
3) Your Cell Phone Number:-...
5) Your Fax Number:-......
6) Your Private E-mail Address:.....

Thanks for your maximum co-operation,

Yours Sincerely,

 

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5 hours ago, fraufruit said:

My name is Mr JHORGE JAMES.from republic of BURKINA FASO born and bread up in Republic of...

"born and bread up" - sounds very painful...

 

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(FILL THE FORM BELLOW AND SEND IT BACK TO ME).

Deafening...

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Forget about Mr. James. There is a Nigerian astronout out there on a secret mission and stuck in a Russian space ship. We must collect money and rescue him!!

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12 minutes ago, HEM said:

"born and bread up" - sounds very painful...

 

Deafening...

:rolleyes:´s just loafing around, HEM! Ignore him!

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