Interesting spam e-mails received

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Nothing to do with schlongs...

 

STRIKER MILLION

CYBER ONLINE DRAWS

Monmouth House

40 Artillery Lane

London

E1 7LS

 

Dear Winner,

RE: PRIZE NOTIFICATION.

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the online cyber lotto Draws of the striker million lotto held on the 19th of April 2007.

The electronic mail online lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. No tickets were sold.

After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as one of ten winners in the category "A" with the following

particulars:

(i) Winning numbers: 37-33-43-24-67-11

(ii) Email code : CW/754/15/76

(iii) Lotto ref : SM/09622UK

Hence you are eligible to collect a prize sum of One Million Pound Sterling.

Please contact the under listed Fiduciary Coordinator as soon as possible for processing of your claim:

Martin Freeman

Fiduciary Coordinator.

Email: claimsdept_sm@yahoo.co.uk

He will brief you on steps to be taken for due processing and remittance of your prize money. When making your claims quote your email code number in the subject of your email. Remember, you must respond to this email no later than two weeks after this date or your prize will be returned as unclaimed.

You are required keep this award to yourself, especially your Particulars, until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to you.

 

Sincerely,

 

Madeline Bautch

Promotion Manager

Striker Million

 

Do not reply to this mail, Contact your fiduciary coordinator, Martin Freeman.

_______________________

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I received this interesting one - a standard Nigerian 419 scam but an interesting way of measuring the amount of money - Miles?!

 

 

During the implementation of this project, the aforementioned company made the discovery of a gold layer on one of the sites. My good collaboration with this company enabled me to have in committee compensatory a sum of 6.500.000 USD (Six Million Five Miles of Dollars)
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Got two spams today (the my-friend-you-will-get-a-squillion-dollars type) from Paul Leech and Victor Sly.

Seems the Lads from Lagos (Scamorama) are using a name generation program with a sense of humour. Scamalicious.

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A am very very sorry for you, is a pity that this is how your life is going to end is a pity but I will like to give you some chance to help your self if you will like to.

As you can see there is no need of introducing my self to you because I don't have any business with you, My work as I am talking to you now is just to kill you and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that.

 

Some one that I will not like to tell you the name now but a friend of yours, came to us and told me that he want you dead and he provided us with your name ,picture and other information about you. So I sent my boys to track you down and carry on some investigation on you and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or not since there findings shows that you are innocent. I called my client back and ask him of you email address which I didn't tell him what I want to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring you and there telling me every thing about you. So I will like to know if you will like to live or die as some one has paid for us to kill you. I am given you a grace of two days to get back to me if you are ready to pay 20,000Euros or I will carry on with my job.

WARNING: DO NOT CONTACT POLICE OR TELL ANY ONE, FOR I DO THAT I WILL

KNOW AND I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY.

DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7:PM UNTILL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND

GIVE YOU THE VEDIO TAPE OF MY DISCOUSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WHANT YOU

DEAD THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION ON HIM.

GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY.

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Tell him that you hired a hitman to track and hunt him down. Tell him that If i anyhitng happens to u or he sees him on action, he will execute him and every person of his famliy.

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Is that 7 am or pm ?

Tsk, tsk, you haven't been paying attention:

 

 

DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7:PM
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It is now past 2 days since I received my warning...I'm living on orrowed time...I believe my detour to get a butter-brez'n this morning probably put the killer off and gave an extra day or at the very least a few hours!

 

In the meantime I have received this wonderful piece of prose...

 

"LASSEN SIE SICH DIESE CHANCE NICHT ENTGEHEN! OJU.F RALLYE IST GESTARTET!

 

It is also the land of wild goats and near to Camusnagaul there are

many wild Scottish Goats, they are extremely clever and just fantastic

to watch.

Symptoms including diarrhoea, vomiting and fever. Well known for their

rich and tasty meat, which makes excellent steaks. Sirius, the Dog Star

Sirius, the Dog Star Sirius is the brightest star in the night time

sky, it is located in the constellation Canis Major.

By-products can even include the dogs, cats, and horses that have been

euthanized (put to sleep with a drug overdose).

Keeping a wolf that became overly aggressive towards the humans, or of

little practical use, would have been both pointless and dangerous.

Since Victorian times these and other rivers have hosted wealthy

fishing parties on the estates of the aristocracy. The Feeding Pages

Copyright 1998 - 2007, all rights reserved. Though this rivalry has

become less violent than it was in the past.

De Hooglanden worden gehalveerd van noordoosten aan zuidwesten door de

foutenlijn van Grote Glen, welke door een reeks lochs wordt bezet

(meren)die van Loch Ness bekendst is. Today tartan has become a key

symbol of Scottish Culture and an emblem of Scottish descent around the

world. Evolution of dog food, Human Food Evolution of dog food, Human

Food Your Westie ! Evolution of dog food, Human Food Evolution of dog

food, Human Food Your Westie ! Cooking kills most of the parasites and

bacteria that flourish in meat which can be deadly to humans. Or a

lower jaw that juts out to catch prey like an alligator ?

Chicken, Lamb, Beef, Pork, Ham, Fresh Fruit and vegetables will all be

welcome. We don't know how many of those wild wolves died from choking

on a bone. Dogs were thought to work cooperatively with humans to locate

and announce the position of prey.

Traditional Scottish Food and Drink Traditional Scottish Food and

Drink Scottish Beef The Aberdeen-Angus breed of beef cattle are now

widely reared across the world. t seem to matter as much as the bottom

line: it's cheap. In return for companionship and food.

Scottish Highland bagpipe music forms another huge attraction to

Scottish visitors throughout the summer months.

You know us humans have evolved too, and we are quite smart, we

sometimes stumble in life, but pick ourselves up, learn from our

mistakes and move forward with the new found information. Evolution of

dog food, Cooking Evolution of dog food, Cooking Why we are alive

today?

The following pages are all about Scotland, its traditions, geography,

history, people, and culture, I hope you will find the brief pages

useful. Bobby and Scamp both had 3 meals per day instead of one large

one. Crockery and dishes were stored in cabinets similar to this one,

which is from the later periods of Highland history.

Na een jaar, doet een hond het goed op een maaltijd per dag.

Courageous, eager to follow fox into a den, they were built to dig

their way in if necessary. Cooking kills most of the parasites and

bacteria that flourish in meat which can be deadly to humans.

Also if you ate spoiled meat, you would probably get an infection and

die.

Ham, beef, hearts, chicken, pork Westie love a full cooked Sunday dinner

! Feeding, Man, Tiger, Cooking, Domesticated, So Far, Prehistoric,

Forward, Highland, Suburbia, Bad, Human, Low, Raw Food Copyright 1998 -

2007, all rights reserved.

The Dandie Dinmont had been included earlier, but this dog's obviously

different appearance gained it recognition as a separate breed.

Accueillez au site web du Terrier Blanc Accueillez au site web du

Terrier Blanc "?

One common one is animal by-products, which means everything from the

world of meat unfit for humans to eat. Traditional Scottish Food and

Drink Traditional Scottish Food and Drink Scottish Beef The

Aberdeen-Angus breed of beef cattle are now widely reared across the

world. Crowdie A simple white cheese, made from the whey of slightly

soured milk seasoned with salt and a touch of pepper.

Crockery and dishes were stored in cabinets similar to this one, which

is from the later periods of Highland history. la bienvenida A Las P?

Carrots, garden peas, leeks, cabbage, turnips and a stick of celery

Colcannon A dish found in the Western Islands of Scotland, made from

boiled cabbage, carrots, turnip and potatoes. The Central Lowlands The

Central Lowlands stretch from the Firth of Forth in the east to the

Firth of Clyde in the west.

En Angleterre nous les appelons "Rescue" Les chiens.

There are 38 species in the dog family, Canidae, of which dogs and

wolves only comprise a small percentage. Scotch Broth or Hotch-Potch A

rich stock is traditionally made by boiling mutton (the neck is best),

beef, marrow-bone or chicken (for a chicken broth). Renown for their

rich and tasty meat, which makes excellent steaks.

nnes Benvenuto a Pagine europee Willkommen zu Europ?

Welcome To The West Highland White European Pages Welkom Welkom

bezoeker, als je geinteresseerd ben om paginas te vertalen, laat me dat

dan weten in het forum. We do know that our ancestors fed their dogs,

and fed them exactly the same food as what they were eating.

Highland Games are held in Scotland from the end of May to the middle of

September every year, attracting crowds from several hundred to over

ten thousand at some of the larger Games.

Dogs were fed the same food as you and I had, there was no pet food to

be bought, even if there had have been, could we afford it?

Usually, a fictional kynoid species has four legs, all of them used for

walking, although other purposes, like fighting, are not excluded. It

includes dogs, wolves, foxes, coyotes, and jackals. Better read those

pages again ?

There are NO commercially produced dog foods that are anywhere near as

good as the evolutionary foods that you or I eat. Cynology Cynology

Cynology is the study of dogs, the word is not yet found in major

English dictionaries.

Si vous habitez en France, et cherche les renseignements sur ce chien,

vous ? One interesting thing you can learn about life in the past is

what kinds of animals were present.

You know us humans have evolved too, and we are quite smart, we

sometimes stumble in life, but pick ourselves up, learn from our

mistakes and move forward with the new found information. The Black

Scottie Single white hairs against an otherwise pure black coat is a

clear indication that the dog is naturally black.

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A vain attempt to confuse you to death. Damn cunning.

 

 

You know us humans have evolved too, and we are quite smart

Some are evidently not smart enough.

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Does Skype spam count??

 

 

Dear Sir/Madam:

Thanks for your precious time to visit our website!

We are the foreign trade electrical products wholesaler.

Please see more details on our website and hope you will find

the products which you like here:

http://www.gzemlc.com

E-mail :gzemlc@hotmail.com

MSN :gzemlc@hotmail.com

Huh? (No - I have not checked out the website yet)

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still alive..and now i have a girlfriend!:

 

Privet, my gentleman

 

Do you agree with me that love is like a good wine which you want to drink more and more? I am in search of my second half who will enjoy this love-drink with me the whole life. I found you here and would not like to lose you again.

I know that we are strangers for each other, but I want to believe that time will pass and we will become native souls for each other. If you are single at present time and your heart is free, if you believe in our future love, I will wait for your letter every day http://thanxtolove.com/hoping

 

Hugs

 

O.T.

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This is too good to miss. Unfortunately I am not a God fearing person so am passing this contact on to anyone who wants to dedicate their lives to people who are genuinely handicapped financially, because I would only be tempted to use it in an ungodly fashion, and we couldn't have that now, could we.

 

 

From: Mrs Helen Talbot.

4 Old Church Street,

Chelsea, SW3 5LT,

London, England.

 

Dear Friend,

 

Here writes Mrs Helen Talbot, suffering from Cancerous ailment.

 

I was married to Engineer Peter Talbot, an Englishman who is dead. My husband was into private practice all his life before his death. Our life together as husband and wife lasted for three decades without a child. My husband died after a protracted illness. My husband and I made a vow to uplift the down-trodden and the less-privileged individuals as he had passion for persons who cannot help themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament. I can adduce this to the fact that he needed a Child from this relationship, which never came.

 

When my late husband was alive, he deposited the sum of 10Million GBP (Ten Million Great Britain Pounds Sterling) that were derived from his vast Estates and Investment in capital market with his bank here in UK. Presently, this money is still with the Bank, and recently my Doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the LEUKEMIA, Cancerous problems I am suffering from. Though what bothers me most is the stroke that I have in addition to the cancer. With this hard reality that has befallen my family, I have decided to donate this fund to you and want you to use this gift which comes from my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of widows, widowers, orphans, destitute, the down-trodden, physically challenged children, barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped financially.

 

It is often said that blessed is the hand that giveth, I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy persons, and I do not want my husband’s hard earned money to be misused or invested into ill perceived ventures. I do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be with the Almighty God when I eventually pass on. The Almighty will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I do not need any telephone communication in this regard, due to my critical health condition and because of the presence of my husband’s relatives around me, because I do not want them to know about this development, so that our dreams would come to pass. With God all things are possible, and as such you must be a God fearing person due to the nature of this job.

 

You are to collect 5% of the total sum and all your expenses during the job would be from the huge sum. As soon as I receive your reply through this my confidential email address:mrshelentalbot@yahoo.co.uk, I will sign a Letter of Authority from Royal Court of Justices that will legally make you my late husband and me Next of Kin, hence empower you as the original beneficiary of the fund and I will equally give you the bank contact where the money was deposited in UK. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Hope to hear from you very soon and God bless you and members of your family.

 

Yours sincerely,

Mrs. Helen Talbot.

"passion for persons who cannot help themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament", eh?

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She will forget her name once she sees your new cock as the result of taking Penis Enlarge Patch.

 

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so the gender of each must be learned separately and by heart.There is no other way. To do this one has to have a memory like amemorandum-book. In German, a young lady has no sex, while a turnip has.Think what overwrought reverence that shows for the turnip, and what callous

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I couldn't go home without sharing a spam mail headline which has just arrived. If anyone would like to shine some light on the meaning, please feel free to interpret. It reads:-

"Clark is gone, no longer interested in milking his boob and bush cash cow."

Beats me.

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Happy to help out anyone who was about to give up the fight for their bigger AND greater, etc. Sadly, no website address was given, but I'm sure Google is your friend.

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I've won the lottery in Australia!

After receiving the payment I will invite every Toytowner to a biergarten. Drinks for free for everyone!!! :D

 

 

AUSTRALIA LOTTO LOTTERY INC.

ELECTRONIC MAIL AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION

AWARD PRESENTATION CENTER:AUSTRALIA

DATE:15/08/2007. Ref: 575061725

Batch: 8056490902/188

Winning no: KB8701/LPRC

 

CONGRATULATIONS ...

 

We are delighted to inform you of your prize release on the 15th August,2007 from the Australian International

Lottery programme.

 

Which is fully based on an electronic selection of winners using their e-mail addresses , your name was attached to ticket number 575061725 8056490902 serial number 6741137002 batch number 8056490902/188

.

This batch draws the lucky numbers as follows 4-13-33-37-42bonus number 17, which consequently won the lottery in the second category.

 

You hereby have been approved a lump sum of US$200,000.00(DOLLARS) in cash credit file ref ILP/HW 47509/02 from the total cash prize of US$1.2000,000.00(ONE MILLION TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS) , shared amongst eight lucky winners in this category.

 

All participant were selected through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada,Australia, United state,Europe,

Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually.

 

This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by conglomerate of some multinational companies as part of their social

responsibility to the citizens in the communitties where they have operational base.

 

We hope with part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes for US$1.3 Billion international draw.

 

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE,Simply contact

our fiducial agent,

NAME:MR.BARRISTER William MOORE

EMAIL:barr_william_moore_dept@yahoo.co.uk to file for your claim .

 

Please quote your reference, batch and winning number which can be found on the top left corner of this

notification as well as your full name, address and telephone number as to help us locate your file easily.

 

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim

is processed and your prize released to you.

 

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this of

this programme by non-participant or unofficial personnel.

 

Note, all winnings MUST be claimed on or before 30 DAYS AFTER YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR WINNING information.

 

Otherwise all funds will be returned as Unclaimed and eventually donate to charity .

 

Congratulations, once more from the entire Management and Staff of AUSTRALIA L.LOTTERY Cooperation to all our lucky winners this year. Thank you for being part of this promotional lottery program.

 

Yours Sincerely,

Mrs.LISA ADDISSON

(co-ordinator).

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL.CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS AGENT:

:barr_william_moore_dept@yahoo.co.uk BREACH OF CONFIDENTIALITY ON THE PART OF THE WINNERS WILL RESULT TO DISQUALIFICATION.

 

THANKS:

MANAGEMENT, AUSTRALIA LOTTO LOTTERY INC.

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