Interesting spam e-mails received

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390 Havelock Road,

#04-02 King's Centre, Singapore



Tower 40, Level 31 25 Old Broad

Street London EC2N 1HQ DX: 557

London/City United Kingdom.








I am Mr.Lee Kobayashi I represent PANEXP ENGINEERING based here in United Kingdom with Head Office in singapore. Our company exports industrial & marine equipment, switchboard & generator sets for world trade. We are searching for a representatives who can help us establish a medium of getting to our customers in Europe, America,and Canada as well as making payments through you as our payment officer.


Most of our customers pay out in check and we do not have an account in your country that will clear this money. It is upon this note that we seek your assistance to stand in as our representative in your country.

Note that, as our representative, you will receive 10% of whatever amount you clear for the company and the balance to be paid to us.If you are interested in this business transaction,forward to us the information below:



Name [in full]:-...

Residencial Location:-#...


Present Country:-...



Office Label:-...

Office Location:-#...

Province State:-...



Tel :-#...

Fax [optional]:-.#...

Private E-mail ID:-...

Short comment [interest optional]...


These information should be forwarded to the President and Chief Executive Officer;

Mr. Lee Kobayashi




President and Chief Executive Officer.

Yours Faithfully,

Mr. Lee Kobayashi ,




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MANCHESTER, New Hampshire -- A security flaw at a website operated by the purveyors of penis-enlargement pills has provided the world with a depressing answer to the question: Who in their right mind would buy something from a spammer?


An order log left exposed at one of Amazing Internet Products' websites revealed that, over a four-week period, some 6,000 people responded to e-mail ads and placed orders for the company's Pinacle herbal supplement. Most customers ordered two bottles of the pills at a price of $50 per bottle.


Among the people who responded in July to Amazing's spam, which bore the subject line, "Make your penis HUGE," was the manager of a $6 billion mutual fund, who ordered two bottles of Pinacle to be shipped to his Park Avenue office in New York City. A restaurateur in Boulder, Colorado, requested four bottles. The president of a California firm that sells airplane parts and is active in the local Rotary Club gave out his American Express card number to pay for six bottles, or $300 worth, of Pinacle. The coach of an elementary school lacrosse club in Pennsylvania ordered four bottles of the pills.


Other customers included the head of a credit-repair firm, a chiropractor, a veterinarian, a landscaper and several people from the military. Numerous women also were evidently among Amazing Internet's customers


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Got this recently - are these the Australian brand names?



Good day,


Viazzgra $1, 80

Ciazzlis $3, 00

Levizztra $3, 35



But then I don't know what this one would be - maybe Glaswegian?





Virragra $3, 35

Varrlium $1, 20

Amrrbien $2, 90

Cirralis $3, 75

Xarrnax $1, 45


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From : <>

Sent : Tuesday, February 13, 2007 5:09 PM

To : <>

Subject : in the garage


please get in touch with me on msnmessnger only rightbecky @ hotmail . com

you are a very gook looking man that i want to party with


It's a keeper alright.


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Great. A bank fraud spam from London. I thought these kind of mails came only from the dark continent










Dear Friend.

My name is Mr Kirkland Walter,I am the Eastern region

branch Manager of the Natwest Bank Plc,of London United Kingdom.


I do not want problems but I just hope you can assist me. I write you this letter in good faith.


I am in control of the sum of Ten million and seven Hundred thousand Pounds sterling (10.7 Million Pounds)which was an excess of profit made by our Eastern region branch office in

the last quarter of the year 2003,which I have carefully placed in an Escrow Call Deposit Account and did not declare this to my head office, Can I really trust you to hold this money for me until I arrive your country and pick it up myself and you deduct 30% of

the total money as your commission?


All I need is for you to get me a good current account in your bank where I can move this money into. l will need the following information from you.


1) Your Full Name:--------------------------------

2) Your Address:-----------------------------------

3) Your Telephone Number:-----------------------

4) Your Fax Number:-------------------------------

5) Your Mobile Number:----------------------------

6) The Name of the Closest Airport to


City of



There is practically no risk involved; it will be

simple Bank- to-Bank transfer. I hope you understand

my situation.Take my word.Thank you and God




Kirkland Walter.


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It makes it look gray with red blotches? :blink: Yuck!! I hope there's some sort of money-back guarantee on that.


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Don't you mean orgasmic money back guarantee? If it works it works and if not then there is the guarantee oder?


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It makes it look gray with red blotches?

To me it looks like a ballottine recipe gone horribly wrong...


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Someone I know from another expat forum got this bloody hilarious spam emails :lol: :








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What made me chuckle the most was the nice tactful bit that says:

"We have been told that you have a handicapped penis" & "Handicapped= Less than 5 inches"



There is another expat forum ? Say it ain't so Ed Bob ?

Don't you worry your pretty little head, it is situated in a galaxy far, far away! B)


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Honetsly are no viatl tests, classes, books, or interviews !


Achieve a_Bachelors, Msaters., MBA, and Doctorate (PhD) diploma.


Recevie the perks and congratulations_that comes iwth a.diploma !


Never anyon eis passed by


10%0 Secrecy promised


Contact Us Whenever +1 (270) 818-7244

Good 24 hours



Judging by the spelling this guy bought his diploma too


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Subject: Get laid all summer long

Date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 1:16 PM


Make your dick huge this summer.

Stop blaming your lack of getting laid on everything under the sun.

You'd be surprised how feeling satisfied with the size of your manhood can

effect how women see you.


the children, but not their purse. Men have a

I really want to know what comes after "the children, but not their purse. Men have a ". For some reason the rest of the text was missing and the funny thing is that the sentence has nothing to do with the spam mail... :D


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