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Watashi wa bakadesu, Chelski!

You are not alone!馃槀鉂わ笍鉂わ笍馃槀馃槀

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On 16/03/2022, 09:33:11, john g. said:

This is the beauty of the Internet. It may not be perfect, but it has its moments.

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An official weigh-in at a local farming store put Dug at 7.8 kilograms (17 pounds), equal to a couple of sacks of regular potatoes, or one small dog.

...yet, I went to EDEKA today and bought some loose potatoes to make a beef stew tomorrow. When weighing the potatoes in my left hand I swear to God one small dog in my right hand would have made my potato purchase more accurate.

I'm such a fcukwit sometimes.

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A beef stew is better with a dog, Chelski!馃憤馃槀

Jack Russell, especially! My Mandy with a bit of chili.. have to wait a bit, though. She's still young!!

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17 hours ago, john g. said:

A beef stew is better with a dog, Chelski!馃憤馃槀

Jack Russell, especially! My Mandy with a bit of chili.. have to wait a bit, though. She's still young!!

Sorry John, but are you secretly Korean?

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2 hours ago, LukeSkywalker said:

My aunt is an ER doctor and some 20 years ago some guy came in with an E14 light bulb in his ass! The bulb broke between the thread and the glass! She also mentioned a funny X-ray :D

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I win

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Four men have been arrested after one of the accused鈥檚 phones was discovered to contain a video of them gang-raping a Bengal monitor lizard at the Sahydari Tiger Reserve in Maharashthra, India.

here

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36 minutes ago, fraufruit said:

I win

here

There are some really sick people in this world.馃檨

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6 minutes ago, fraufruit said:

Those guys must be extra ugly.

Or it was a really hot lizzard.聽 :D

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Friday post: woman falls with her head first in human waste trying to reach her mobile which fell in a toilet:聽https://amp.kitsapsun.com/amp/7398734001

excerpt:鈥漄UILCENE 鈥 Firefighters rescued a woman who had tumbled into a Mt. Walker vault toilet while聽attempting to fish her lost cellphone out from the waste聽on Tuesday afternoon.鈥

Yikes!

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6 hours ago, LukeSkywalker said:

Friday post: woman falls with her head first in human waste trying to reach her mobile which fell in a toilet:聽https://amp.kitsapsun.com/amp/7398734001

excerpt:鈥漄UILCENE 鈥 Firefighters rescued a woman who had tumbled into a Mt. Walker vault toilet while聽attempting to fish her lost cellphone out from the waste聽on Tuesday afternoon.鈥

Yikes!

She should have done it the German way...

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The city of G枚ttingen allows topless swimmers聽in public swimming pools:聽https://www.euronews.com/amp/2022/04/28/gottingen-becomes-first-german-city-to-allow-topless-swimmers-in-public-pools

PS- Munich is also about gender equality:

The council settled in favour of the amending the聽city's ordinance聽on Wednesday to say that when sunbathing on the Isar river banks, swimwear must only "completely cover the primary reproductive organs."


Primary reproductive organs? The family jewels, right 馃懟?

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1 hour ago, LukeSkywalker said:

The city of G枚ttingen allows topless swimmers聽in public swimming pools:聽https://www.euronews.com/amp/2022/04/28/gottingen-becomes-first-german-city-to-allow-topless-swimmers-in-public-pools

PS- Munich is also about gender equality:

The council settled in favour of the amending the聽city's ordinance聽on Wednesday to say that when sunbathing on the Isar river banks, swimwear must only "completely cover the primary reproductive organs."


Primary reproductive organs? The family jewels, right 馃懟?

" All genders " is mentioned in that link there! How many are there? ( I'm behind the times, methinks!)...

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