Posted 9 Apr 2022 Watashi wa bakadesu, Chelski! You are not alone!😂❤️❤️😂😂 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Apr 2022 On 16/03/2022, 09:33:11, john g. said: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/16/giant-new-zealand-potato-is-not-in-fact-a-potato-guinness-world-records-rules The story is in the headline! This is the beauty of the Internet. It may not be perfect, but it has its moments. A direct quote from the article... Quote An official weigh-in at a local farming store put Dug at 7.8 kilograms (17 pounds), equal to a couple of sacks of regular potatoes, or one small dog. ...yet, I went to EDEKA today and bought some loose potatoes to make a beef stew tomorrow. When weighing the potatoes in my left hand I swear to God one small dog in my right hand would have made my potato purchase more accurate. I'm such a fcukwit sometimes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Apr 2022 A beef stew is better with a dog, Chelski!👍😂 Jack Russell, especially! My Mandy with a bit of chili.. have to wait a bit, though. She's still young!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 10 Apr 2022 17 hours ago, john g. said: A beef stew is better with a dog, Chelski!👍😂 Jack Russell, especially! My Mandy with a bit of chili.. have to wait a bit, though. She's still young!! Sorry John, but are you secretly Korean? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 13 Apr 2022 Okidoki: https://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/threads/brazilian-man-shoves-a-2kg-dumbbell-in-his-rectum-leaving-doctors-no-choice-but-to-pull-it-out-with-their-hands.6731551/ 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 13 Apr 2022 2 hours ago, LukeSkywalker said: Okidoki: https://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/threads/brazilian-man-shoves-a-2kg-dumbbell-in-his-rectum-leaving-doctors-no-choice-but-to-pull-it-out-with-their-hands.6731551/ My aunt is an ER doctor and some 20 years ago some guy came in with an E14 light bulb in his ass! The bulb broke between the thread and the glass! She also mentioned a funny X-ray 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Apr 2022 I win Quote Four men have been arrested after one of the accused’s phones was discovered to contain a video of them gang-raping a Bengal monitor lizard at the Sahydari Tiger Reserve in Maharashthra, India. here 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Apr 2022 36 minutes ago, fraufruit said: I win here There are some really sick people in this world.🙁 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Apr 2022 Those guys must be extra ugly. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Apr 2022 6 minutes ago, fraufruit said: Those guys must be extra ugly. Or it was a really hot lizzard. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 15 Apr 2022 Quebec Ministry of Health posts tweet incl. link to pornhub instead of Covid stats: “Due to a situation beyond our control, a link with inappropriate content was posted on our Twitter account.” https://amp.dailycaller.com/2022/04/14/quebec-ministry-links-to-pornhub-video-in-nsfw-tweet-apologizes 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 16 Apr 2022 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-61120574 Algerian man wins the lotto in Belgium but can't claim his winnings. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Apr 2022 It works: Message in a bottle - https://metro.co.uk/2022/04/15/sailors-stuck-on-remote-island-are-rescued-thanks-to-message-in-bottle-16475059/amp/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Apr 2022 Friday post: woman falls with her head first in human waste trying to reach her mobile which fell in a toilet: https://amp.kitsapsun.com/amp/7398734001 excerpt:”QUILCENE – Firefighters rescued a woman who had tumbled into a Mt. Walker vault toilet while attempting to fish her lost cellphone out from the waste on Tuesday afternoon.” Yikes! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 22 Apr 2022 6 hours ago, LukeSkywalker said: Friday post: woman falls with her head first in human waste trying to reach her mobile which fell in a toilet: https://amp.kitsapsun.com/amp/7398734001 excerpt:”QUILCENE – Firefighters rescued a woman who had tumbled into a Mt. Walker vault toilet while attempting to fish her lost cellphone out from the waste on Tuesday afternoon.” Yikes! She should have done it the German way... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Apr 2022 Khrisna Island in Northern Ireland! https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-northern-ireland-61187112 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 25 Apr 2022 Oldest person in the world dies at 119: https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/04/25/asia/worlds-oldest-dies-scli-intl/index.html Kane Tanaka from Japan was born in 1903. She survived cancer twice, WW I, Spanish flu, WW II and Covid-19. Worked in the family store until the age of 103. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 25 Apr 2022 3 hours ago, LukeSkywalker said: Oldest person in the world dies at 119: https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/04/25/asia/worlds-oldest-dies-scli-intl/index.html Kane Tanaka from Japan was born in 1903. She survived cancer twice, WW I, Spanish flu, WW II and Covid-19. Worked in the family store until the age of 103. Just about to quote the same! Great minds think alike!😂👍 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 28 Apr 2022 The city of Göttingen allows topless swimmers in public swimming pools: https://www.euronews.com/amp/2022/04/28/gottingen-becomes-first-german-city-to-allow-topless-swimmers-in-public-pools PS- Munich is also about gender equality: The council settled in favour of the amending the city's ordinance on Wednesday to say that when sunbathing on the Isar river banks, swimwear must only "completely cover the primary reproductive organs." Primary reproductive organs? The family jewels, right 👻? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 28 Apr 2022 1 hour ago, LukeSkywalker said: The city of Göttingen allows topless swimmers in public swimming pools: https://www.euronews.com/amp/2022/04/28/gottingen-becomes-first-german-city-to-allow-topless-swimmers-in-public-pools PS- Munich is also about gender equality: The council settled in favour of the amending the city's ordinance on Wednesday to say that when sunbathing on the Isar river banks, swimwear must only "completely cover the primary reproductive organs." Primary reproductive organs? The family jewels, right 👻? " All genders " is mentioned in that link there! How many are there? ( I'm behind the times, methinks!)... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
