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How dodgy are you?

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Take this TEST to find out.

 

Hmmm... it appears I'm a crook

 

"Crooked

Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:

 

Years in prison: 20 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! "

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Well I'm a scouser so by stereotyped default, I drink, take drugs, dress in shiny shellsuits, steal everything that is'nt bolted to the ground, have a moustsache and a perm, say "calm down" a lot, and am unemployed.

 

So i guess I'd score high.

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OMG

 

Crooked

Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £5000

 

will i live that long? :(

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Well I'm just plain Risky

 

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Possible 18 years (must have been the anal sex :ph34r: ) and 5000 quid !

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Bbully, if you hadn't admitted to the anal sex bit, you would have only got an afternoon in prison and a 23p fine.

i knew i shouldnt have crossed that one :lol:

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My results:

 

In the clear :rolleyes:

 

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0

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Good grief, you'll never fit in to Brit society with a record like that :D

Much too nice.

 

Years in prison: 45 Potential fine: £ 7.500 That's more like it, I did my best. :ph34r:

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Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0

Diana - or is it miss goody two shoes ;) - even though you are an upstanding citizen and a pride to Berlins Brit (Mexican) community, How come you still have to go to prison for 6 months if you've lived a nuns life!

(Really? No sex outdoors, or throwing a ball at someones head? (which I try to do at least once a day!))

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Oh dear

 

 

Crooked

Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Tony

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Risky

 

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 22.5 Potential fine: £0

Ah well...never mind... :lol:

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blimey, didn't realise I drank with such dodgy company

Theres a lot you don't know about me ;)

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Oh f%$k. In the UK I'd probably only get an ASBO & a slap on the wrist. No wait, that would be an abuse of my human rights. Just the ASBO then.

 

"Criminal

How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 62 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! "

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Scoundrel ( :rolleyes: )

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 94 Potential fine: £7500

 

@Diana: yeah, right!

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