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[jeremytwo 2,752]

2 hours ago, El Jeffo said:

But that's an interesting theory. Let's elaborate, shall we? In the Jeffo's a Sekrit Admin conspiracy theory, I'm clearly the ringleader, making me Kermit. But what does that make you? Are you the ridiculously patriotic and utterly humorless Sam the Eagle? Or are you Fozzie Bear, who is desperate for attention but can never think up an original joke? Or are you Miss Piggy, the vain sow who thinks so much of herself, yet is utterly besotted with Kermit (i.e. me in this scenario)? Or are you Gonzo, who also suffers from delusions of grandeur, yet consistently fails completely in all his endeavors and then fucks chickens?

 

[AlexTr 19,754]

Gee, I was told someone had referred to me directly over here. I come to see and it's gone. It's a conspiracy to get me to look at this thread.

[cb6dba 7,318]

40 minutes ago, AlexTr said:

Gee, I was told someone had referred to me directly over here. I come to see and it's gone. It's a conspiracy to get me to look at this thread.

A conspiracy created on a conspiracy thread...

When did we go down the rabbit hole? Why wasn't it signposted? 

 

 

[AlexTr 19,754]

Just now, cb6dba said:

A conspiracy created on a conspiracy thread...

When did we go down the rabbit hole? Why wasn't it signposted? 

 

 

 

I'm bringing you the story-within-the-story every day.

[cb6dba 7,318]

Just now, AlexTr said:

 

I'm bringing you the story-within-the-story every day.

Where is my little spinning top thing, where is it???

[AlexTr 19,754]

[Techsmex 13,368]

Mad scientists (angry with Trump) have created a new covid-19 variant that targets the Pol-9 gene aka the 'republican' gene. This new virus targets unvaccinated Republicans.  The goal is the selective slaughter (culling) of the GOP base.  The variant was released in Dec 2020 and so far appears to be working as designed.

[Keleth 9,321]

Didn´t make these up but heard 2 leiharbeiters talking about them today..

 

Whatsapp is free because it was created by Mossad so that they can spy on people.

EVs will in 2040 be the only cars on the road but they will be free to everyone because there will be tech built into them so that once again they can spy on us.

 

[Elljay 527]

Erm, isn't it strange that balticus replies to El Jeffo when he is making fun of Renegade Further? Could it be that some posters on here has multiple accounts? Surely not! Or? Conspiracy...

[MUinEU 136]

8 hours ago, Elljay said:

Erm, isn't it strange that balticus replies to El Jeffo when he is making fun of Renegade Further? Could it be that some posters on here has multiple accounts? Surely not! Or? Conspiracy...

Maybe some of them have already been caught out pants around ankles and needed a friend to give them a hand... 

 

Who knows what goes on behind the scenes on Towtown... 

[Keleth 9,321]

10 hours ago, Elljay said:

Could it be that some posters on here has multiple accounts?

There are many theories on various posters having multiple accounts.

J2 we know is on his 2nd or 3rd iteration but that´s because his original acct got banned.

Renegade Further (or maybe Joker) was called out by Dessa for having at least 2 accts.

Many believe Balticus has a couple,it apparently used to be a female from Estonia.

 

But it doesn´t really matter because if you´re a dickhead on 1 account it´s highly likely you´re a dickhead on any alt accounts you may have.

 

[dessa_dangerous 13,315]

I don't think jeremy was ever banned.  He asked to be deleted, AFAIK, only once.  Hence the "two" after his name.

 

As the for the rest of it, we're on shaky ground here.  This can turn quickly into a thread that will get shut down if it turns into a big cesspool of speculation on which members might be dupes.  Take it to your PMs, please.

[HH_Sailor 3,655]

Here is a successful but fictitious conspiracy now seen by some as proof that the CIA are in fact spying on us...

 

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Birds aren't real. They were killed off and replaced by drones

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conspiracy theory to top the conspiracy theories

 

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If you ever try to fact check someone's idea, that proves (to them) that you're a liberal leftie...

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off topic:

can someone get the quote button on android to work?

pretty please?