If you could be an animal, which one would it be and why?

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So, this is the official Friday thread in case you're wondering.

 

If you could be an animal, which one would it be and why?

 

E.g. do you want to be a lion and let the lionesses do the hunting for you? Do you wish to be a dog and sniff around other dog's poop?

 

I would like to be a koala beer, so I can sleep 20 hours per day and take all the time to climb a tree: no hurry, no stress.

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I'd like to be a turtle cos they make me look fast these days.

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10 minutes ago, Fietsrad said:

Faultier, sloth. Actually it should not be called "lazy" but "efficient". Or a wolf-hund.

Once described by the great Billy Connolly as the hippy of the animal world!!

 

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23 minutes ago, emkay said:

Sadly, pandas in captivity need to be shown ‘panda porn’

 

Not necessarily a down side for Keleth.....;)

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Well, I've reached a difficult age as well, emkay- too old for sex, too young to play golf!😂
I suppose I can't choose trouser snake as a favourite animal.😖🤪

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2 hours ago, Keleth said:

A Panda in captivity because damn those things are spoilt.

Just wondering whether our very own PandaMunich is on here tonight!😂

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I wish I had the eyesight of an eagle😀

Some beautiful ones around here yesterday. Magnificent creatures. But they ignored me. I'm too boring! 

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Homo sapiens sapiens 

 

cause I love to be a Besserwisser... like so many on this forum :-P

 

Let me get my coat...

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35 minutes ago, Keleth said:

African or European ?

I think I know the source of your question!😀

 

One of my favourite movies ever. 
I was living in Brazil at the time and it was raining in Rio and I thought " ok, babe. Get in there."

I watched it, pissed myself with laughter, people left and I stayed seated, people left and I stayed seated. And then again. So I watched it 3 times without leaving the cinema.

Funnily enough, I don't remember eating or drinking anything.

Civilised people were at the beach all those hours!

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One of my pals at work called me a verrueckter Hund, crazy dog. Took that as a compliment %)

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Talking about dogs reminds me of Reinhard Mey and his song - Es Gibt Tage, Da Wünscht' Ich, Ich Wär' Mein Hund. I think that is the name of the song. He wishes he was a dog, as he could lay around and also bite mean people in the rear. The only problem is that he wouldn't be able to open the refrigerator door if he were a dog. Still I think the life of a dog might be nice. 

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12 hours ago, john g. said:

I wish I had the eyesight of an eagle😀

Some beautiful ones around here yesterday. Magnificent creatures. But they ignored me. I'm too boring! 

 

Years ago, during my dream recording phase, I had an unforgettable dream, that I was an eagle flying high over the mountains of somewhere. It was such an amazing experience - especially the astonishing eyesight and vision all around as well as the feeling of intense freedom whilst flying and using the thermals - that I would choose to be an eagle. 

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