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11 minutes ago, jeremytwo said:

POTUS to declare martial law in 24-60 hours. US Army is in Germany. Be sure to have 2 weeks of food and water on standby. 

Will they come into my house and seal the Taps so I cant use the water?

 

We know the US army are in Germany... They sacked you!  remember?

 

If you run out of food, you can alway eat your crayons

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12 minutes ago, jeremytwo said:

POTUS to declare martial law in 24-60 hours. US Army is in Germany. Be sure to have 2 weeks of food and water on standby. 

 

Jeremy, I dare say you mean well, but there are enough people out there panicking already, without you adding to it!

 

 

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3 minutes ago, SpiderPig said:

 

If you run out of food, you can alway eat your crayons

 

 

- wouldn`t really recommend that!

When my brother was little he once started tinkling dark blue - turned out he had eaten a wax crayon and it was the colour coming out!

 

 

 

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I remember my Dad phoning in a panic with red wee, and asking him what he'd been eating - not my old crayola, but next door had given him lots of home grown beetroot :)

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24 minutes ago, jeremytwo said:

POTUS to declare martial law in 24-60 hours. US Army is in Germany. Be sure to have 2 weeks of food and water on standby. 

 

What is wrong with you? You are actually bordering on requiring a home visit because you are now evidencing that you are a danger to others.

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25 minutes ago, jeremytwo said:

POTUS to declare martial law in 24-60 hours. US Army is in Germany. Be sure to have 2 weeks of food and water on standby. 

Just what jurisdiction has POTUS got in Germany and how big is the US Army detachment in Germany?  Why have 2 weeks supply of water on standby? You can get it out of the tap like everyone use to, it'll save you a packet as well. As far as I am aware, food supply isn't really an issue, especially if you tend to eat fresh.

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j²'s been drinking from the Q fire hose again. Hope he disinfected it first.

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57 minutes ago, jeremytwo said:

 

16 hours ago, Krieg said:

 

20 hours ago, yesterday said:

 

Just Clearing quotes

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1 hour ago, jeremytwo said:

 

16 hours ago, Krieg said:

 

20 hours ago, yesterday said:

 

Jeremy I sincerely hope you're not masturbating to all this.

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Czech Republic makes mandatory the use of mask while using public transportation.

 

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10 minutes ago, Krieg said:

Czech Republic makes mandatory the use of mask while using public transportation.

 

That makes a lot of sense to prevent vectors from spreading corona. But where do you get masks from? My son in Germany told me they´re unavailable and it´s the same here in Cyprus.

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6 minutes ago, jeba said:

That makes a lot of sense to prevent vectors from spreading corona. But where do you get masks from? My son in Germany told me they´re unavailable and it´s the same here in Cyprus.

 

The government sourced them first (and while at that they were cheated from a dubious Chinese company) and then established a price list.

 

I've being J2ing for a while with this masks story not looking straight to me in the western world (I have plenty of family and friends in Asia and their beliefs contradict ours), so I think we've been told we do not need them because we do not have them and this might change soon.

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1 hour ago, jeremytwo said:

POTUS to declare martial law in 24-60 hours. US Army is in Germany. Be sure to have 2 weeks of food and water on standby. 

 

So, someone obviously forwarded you the bogus text message I posted about yesterday.

 

Of course, you believed that garbage.  Not surprising.

 

FYI, even the Russian mouthpiece RT Today says it's a hoax.

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so with the stockmarkets in freefall, anyone thought about buying stock??

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7 minutes ago, dom said:

so with the stockmarkets in freefall, anyone thought about buying stock??

 

Not yet but I can't believe all the crazy people who are selling each day.

 

Just remembered, I did pick up a couple of ETF's the other day.

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4 minutes ago, fraufruit said:

just remembered, I did pick up a couple of ETF's the other day.

the investment guru has spoken! ;)

will have to "do something positive" with the corona disaster myself this week...

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