Jokes

[Acton 1,237]

[Acton 1,237]

A person from Save the Children was giving a lecture to a group of people at a fund-raising event. He told the audience, " Every time

I clap my hands together, a child dies in Africa". And proceeded to clap his hands every second.

 

A lady shouts from the back, " For heaven's sake man, stop clapping your hands then!"

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I had a telephone consultation with my GP about my Insomnia ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... he recommended an app.

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To try and put some sparkle back into our relationship, my wife said;

"Why don't you treat me the way you did before, when we were dating?"

So I took her to McDonald's ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... then dropped her off at her parent's house.