Twat of the day

[LukeSkywalker 7,643]

Yeah, amazing. You probably meant that your ex-mother-in-law stood in the goal of Malta ?.

 

Another fishy match was Dinamo Zagreb against Olympic Lyon: 1-7. It was de last match in the group phase of the Champions League 2011/12 and Lyon needed 5 goals difference to keep Ajax from their back. Ajax was out. 

[hooperski 29,431]

1 hour ago, john g. said:

I didn´t know that, Luke! Amazing!!! II will have to check my old diaries but I have a feeling one of my ex-mother-in-laws was in goal for Spain that day.

 

I thought your Mum was more of a sweeper.

[dj_jay_smith 3,449]

10 hours ago, Clive2677 said:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/49733089

 

Few on this forum know much about Rugby Union so please excuse my rant.

 

If true, this man is an embarrassment and a disgrace to his sport, his country and his family.

 

Rob Howley: Wales backs coach sent home from World Cup over alleged betting breach

 

 

 

It seems that every week there is a new breach of betting rules in football as well.

Every time the offender gets a slap on the wrist, told what a naughty boy he is, and gets a fine which amounts to about < 1 or 2 days work!

 

 

What they should do is ban them from playing for 3 - 6 months.  And give them a fine proportional to their wages, and maybe even fine their club.

 

That would make them think twice before engaging in such activity.

 

[hooperski 29,431]

 

Lara Trump ✔ @LaraLeaTrump

 

 

8:36 PM - Sep 28, 2019 · Briarcliff Manor, NY

 

Stay out of politics airhead, stick to stealing funds from charities.

 

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This was Nixon's map in 1972, someone tell her what happened to him ...

 

[hooperski 29,431]

Mr Clarkson said this about Greta Thunberg;

"So how dare you stand there and lecture us, you spoilt brat. And yes, you are spoilt because when you told your Mum and Dad to stop using planes and give up meat, they didn’t behave like sane parents and ignore you. They actually said, “Yes, dear.” And did."

 

Spoilt brat, said the man who punched somebody for getting his food wrong.

 

[Clive2677 7,595]

 

https://news.sky.com/story/us-diplomats-wife-suspected-of-involvement-in-fatal-road-crash-left-uk-11827518

 

 

US diplomat's wife suspected of involvement in fatal road crash left UK.

 

Thank you Mrs U S ‘diplomat’. 

[hooperski 29,431]

This woman has got WAY too much time on her hands. And boy is she annoying, "Gluggies".  FFS.

 

 

The comments on Youtube are brilliant.

[fraufruit 42,482]

Best comment - 

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This is stupid, doesn't save ANY time, and adds more waste to the trash. Also, this video needs subtitles as this womans voice makes me want to punt a baby.

 

[anotherAmericaninGermany 50]

if we are speaking of "Twat of the Day" ....

[hooperski 29,431]

And here, another site (Guido Fawkes) that our resident loon j2 often quotes from.

Tom Harwood here criticising a 16 year old girl for "never done a days work in her life". I can see a flaw in his argument. Over to you Jeremy.

 

Tom Harwood ✔ @tomhfh

gotta say it's a bit rich for Greta to say "and all you care about is money" when she is someone who has never had to work a day in her life.

billions of people do have to think about money. it's so sneering to say screw people's livelihoods all for her own ideological pursuit.

11:49 AM - Oct 9, 2019

[hooperski 29,431]

Former UKIP leader proving again that  Brexiteers are full of crap.

 

Gerard Batten @GerardBattenUK

Today is the 953rd anniversary of the Battle of Hastings. The Anglo Saxons fought a brave & desperate fight for national survival & lost.
Brexit is a desperate fight for national survival too. We cannot afford to lose. King Harold at least was not surrounded by traitors.

10:11 AM - Oct 14, 2019

 

There are some very stupid people behind Brexit.

Batten is one of the stupidest. The Saxons came from Germany, Denmark and The Netherlands. The Angles came from Germany.

 

[hooperski 29,431]

Donald Trump Jr. ✔ @DonaldJTrumpJr

Dumpster fire at Biden HQ! “It is impossible for me to be on any of the boards I just mentioned without saying that I’m the son of the vice president of the US. I don’t think that there’s a lot of things that would have happen in my life that if my name wasn’t Biden” Hunter Biden

4:01 PM - Oct 15, 2019

 

 

LOST FOR WORDS...

[Clive2677 7,595]

This person could qualify for this thread every day.

 

People are being killed in this ‘playground fight’!

 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-50094738

Between 160,000 and 300,000 people are reported to have fled their homes since the fighting started, and there are fears the Turkish operation may lead to the ethnic cleansing of the local Kurdish population.

 

 

 

[hooperski 29,431]

He truly is a loathsome piece of shit.

[hooperski 29,431]

Toby Young ✔ @toadmeister

Poor, poor Meghan Markle. She’s famous, beautiful, married to a loving and devoted man (net worth = $40m), has a healthy baby, flies everywhere on private jets, and is about to move into an enormous country house that’s been lavishly redecorated at the taxpayers’ expense.

10:30 AM - Oct 21, 2019 · Ealing, London

 

The porridge-filled scrotum that is Toby Young, reminding us that only poor, unsucessful people suffer from depression.

There is something she should be thankful for, when she wakes up in the morning, she isn't you.

[hooperski 29,431]

Once again ...

 

Piers Morgan ✔ @piersmorgan

Imagine being two staggeringly privileged royal multi-millionaires going to Africa to make a documentary that supposedly 'shines a light' on poverty, violence against women/girls & racial inequality - then in fact making it all about their own terrible struggle? I mean, FFS.  (Talking about Harry and Meghan)

 

Incoming from his nemesis ...

Dan Walker ✔ @mrdanwalker

Imagine being given a TV show & a newspaper column & using them both to pick on a woman who didn’t want to go out for a second drink with you.

 

(My two cents) Or maybe he's bitter because he wasn't invited to the wedding

[French bean 3,463]

This guys twatishness knows no bounds.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-50178788

 

More like legend in his own underpants.

[dj_jay_smith 3,449]

20 hours ago, French bean said:

This guys twatishness knows no bounds.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-50178788

 

More like legend in his own underpants.

 

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

 

He holds the light in place and the world revolves around him!

 

 

[hooperski 29,431]

A boss put this sign up at work to cajole his workers, would you work for a boss like that?

 

[French bean 3,463]

If it's not BoJo then it's JRM:

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-50242085

 

if the bill is about done and dusted why then does that Twat not find an hour or so for it to be passed into law. Needs to get his head out of his Arse and actually look at what is important to people. I do hope he loses his seat.