Twat of the day

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8 minutes ago, lisa13 said:

I'm torn...is this a complete fail or a twat of the day?

 

An Indianapolis police officer is eating crow after accusing employees at a local McDonald’s of taking a bite out of his sandwich because he’s a cop. It turns out, it was the officer himself who sunk his teeth into the McChicken sandwich.

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A sign of alcoholism, starts with memory loss, gaps in your recollection of events,  and leads to false accusations.

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anything is possible.  I don't think he should be a police officer if he has lapses of this kind though 

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I truly believe that ‘stuff’ really does not bring happiness. Family, friends, good health and the satisfaction that comes from making a positive difference are what really matters.

 

So did suing the NHS bring you happiness and good health, you total fucking bellend.

Why not give away all your "stuff" then, you could start by nationalising your trains.  Did you tweet this from your private island?

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In the past 48hrs, the USA horrifically lost 34 people to mass shootings.

On average, across any 48hrs, we also lose…

500 to Medical errors
300 to the Flu
250 to Suicide
200 to Car Accidents
40 to Homicide via Handgun

Often our emotions respond more to spectacle than to data.

 
 
As you were lads, as flu causes more deaths than a mass shooting there's no need to worry.
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On 7/30/2019, 10:06:54, franklan said:

Pushing a mother and 8 year old child onto railroad tracks, incoming train kills child:

 

https://www.spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/kind-vor-ice-geschubst-40-jaehriger-tatverdaechtiger-kommt-am-dienstag-vor-den-haftrichter-a-1279575.html

 

 

In the Spiegel English version, the second sentence of the story is:

 

"The crime has horrified the entire country and right-wing populists have sought to instrumentalize it."

 

Yesterday, the top four stories on the German home page were about shootings in the US.   Spiegel went full gas on instrumentalization.  

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Whatabout...

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Clearly Der Spiegel is to blame for all those deaths, right Loretta?

 

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You're the Transport Minister, sort out the fucking trains then.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-49251380

 

 

So. Not good @greateranglia.  You knew the connecting train was late.  Your guard could see us running. As 5 of us passengers sprinted to catch the 9.09, the guard watched us running, closed the doors, waved off the train, leaving us stranded for an hour, then smirked & ignored us.

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11 minutes ago, hooperski said:

Nigel Farage described the Queen Mother as "a slightly overweight, chain smoking gin drinker".

In other news, a pot has been heard calling a kettle black.  TWAT.

 

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/12/nigel-farage-attacks-meghan-markle-calls-queen-mother-overweight-chain-smoking-gin-drinker-10557496/

He also seems to have said that Harry was better wearing a Nazi uniform than married to Meghan. Dog-whistle racism?

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46 minutes ago, hooperski said:

Nigel Farage described the Queen Mother as "a slightly overweight, chain smoking gin drinker".

In other news, a pot has been heard calling a kettle black.  TWAT.

 

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/12/nigel-farage-attacks-meghan-markle-calls-queen-mother-overweight-chain-smoking-gin-drinker-10557496/

 

isn't the queen 93?  she seems to be doing something right

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As there isn't a "Cunt of the Day" thread, I can only park this here.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/aug/14/greta-thunberg-sets-sail-plymouth-climate-us-trump

 

Aaron Banks, the billionaire who has been bankrolling the Brexit campaign and Nigel Farage wishes harm to a teenage girl.

Freak yachting accidents do happen in August ...

 

A grown man issuing veiled threats to a brave teenage girl, who is only trying to help the planet.

Even by his own standards, this is a new low.

 

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EB9g9OfXYAECNlz?format=jpg&name=small

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