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Well, bye, bitch.

 

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A Hawaii-based lance corporal is being kicked out of the Marine Corps for advocating a white supremacist ideology, the Marine Corps said Tuesday.

 

Lance Cpl. Mason Edward Mead will be discharged under other-than-honorable conditions, the service said in a statement.

 

Mead, of 1st Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment, is being held in the brig at Marine Corps Base Hawaii, said Capt. Eric Abrams, a Marine Corps spokesman. Mead is being processed for discharge, pending completion of final administrative and medical requirements, the statement said.

 

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Tips on how to pay off a $220,000 student loan.

 

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‘I just want them to feel empowered that they can pay it off. If I can do it, anybody can.’

 

Some sound advice there from the priviliged.

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I have always thought that the Dalai Lama was a dimwit that got lucky.    A female successor should be compassionate, kind and humble.  With fantastic jugs.

 

 

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yeah, sure.  he totally said a female successor should be "hot"  Yup, that's the way he rolls.

 

I've read one spin that he said women complaining about his statement should wear makeup.  If you watch the above clip, he actually said the women complaining probably DO wear makeup.  I read a couple of accounts that claimed he said buddhist literature says inner and outer beauty matter.  that is not what he said - he said yes, real beauty is on the inside, but he thinks one's outward appearance is also important.

 

And I'd also like to see the WHOLE interview instead of cherry picked clips.  Unfortunately that does not seem to be available

 

There is a difference between advocating for sexism and observing that it exists.  It does.  I could link endless examples of how women in power and even just in the public eye are FIRST (and sometimes only!) evaluated on their looks.  Pretending otherwise is completely absurd.  Remember that Tibetan Buddhism is all about "skillful means".  you can make of that what you will.  

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1 hour ago, lisa13 said:

  I could link endless examples of how women in power and even just in the public eye are FIRST (and sometimes only!) evaluated on their looks.  Pretending otherwise is completely absurd.  Remember that Tibetan Buddhism is all about "skillful means".  you can make of that what you will.  

 

Even Angela Merkel rocks up in Russia with a full face of make up. Skillful means indeed.

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1 hour ago, lisa13 said:

I could link endless examples of how women in power and even just in the public eye are FIRST (and sometimes only!) evaluated on their looks.  Pretending otherwise is completely absurd.  

 

Christine Lagarde seems elegant and even pretty.    Young Nancy Pelosi was attractive.   Young Ruth Bader Ginsburg was an absolute beauty.   

 

Outside of that, it would be difficult to name a woman who has power who might be considered attractive.     That is not to say that any of the above mentioned reached their position because of looks.  

 

Angela Merkel,  Hillary Clinton,  Teresa May,  Margaret Thatcher, Golda Meir, Janet Yellen, and Elvira Niabiullina did not move up due to their looks.  

 

 

 

 

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Kim Kardashian for deciding to call her new fashion range 'Kimono' No respect for Japanese women or culture, obviously clueless about these garments and what they represent.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/48798575

 

So, how can plain underwear that looks like everyone elses be associated with Japanese kimonos?

 

My wife suggested she call her range Kim Kong, me thinks the size of her arse matches that name.

 

 

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I think this post has to go on this thread ... ...

 

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The comeback was priceless.

 

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42 minutes ago, hooperski said:

I think this post has to go on this thread ... ...

 

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The comeback was priceless.

 

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Indeed „ twat „ of the day when you think back to Middle English!

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Man that asked to be voted as a Member of the European Parliament is disappointed that he has to travel to Europe to go to work.

My father was a professional boxer and used to complain about getting punched in the face at work.

Even for the Brexit Party, this is a new level of fuckwittery.

 

The insanity of the journey to the EU Parliament in Strasbourg . Eight plus hours . Four trains and a huge waste of taxpayers money .

 

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On 6/29/2019, 5:09:55, French bean said:

Kim Kardashian for deciding to call her new fashion range 'Kimono' No respect for Japanese women or culture, obviously clueless about these garments and what they represent.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/48798575

 

So, how can plain underwear that looks like everyone elses be associated with Japanese kimonos?

 

My wife suggested she call her range Kim Kong, me thinks the size of her arse matches that name.

 

 

I take it back, she has decided to drop 'kimono' from the name of her Shape Wear line (whatever that is). So perhaps I ought to email her with the wife's suggestion of Kim Kong.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-48831794

The photo of her in the piece doesn't make her look attractive at all and her antics on social media etc makes her personality look very unattractive.

 

This Sonnet from Shakespeare sums up true attractiveness:

 

My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.

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Her newest cosmetic product is body foundation. For the unwashed, foundation is the mud that women put on their faces to cover up whatever. Kim thinks we need to put it on our entire bodies just like she pays people to do to hers.

 

Twat.

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https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/07/02/mum_funnels_a_hundred_pounds_into_claw_machine_to_win_single_dumbo_teddy_for_her_kid/

 

 

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Mum funnels £100 into claw machine to win single Dumbo teddy for her kid

 

 

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Cheryl Holden, 34, was holidaying at that Great British mainstay of Camber Sands ... with her partner and five-month-old tot Ashton.

... she decided to take a flutter on the claw machine and win a plushy for her young'un.

Tempted by the "four goes for £1" hook –... still empty-handed after spending "between £35 and £40".

 

At this point, maybe even long before, we'd expect most people to have walked away. Instead, Holden complained to a staff member who she claimed opened the machine and "changed the setting".

 

A solitary £1 coin later, and Ashton was the proud owner of a new teddy...

 

Victorious, the mum was then appalled to see the staffer change the setting back.

 

Holden said she flushed another £60 over the next couple of days, winning precisely nothing.

 

Most people safely assume that not just claw machines, but entire arcade attractions from shooting galleries to those 2p coin pushers are heavily rigged.

 

 

 

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What a ....

 

 

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Lamborghini seized as man claims other uninsured car

 

 

An uninsured Lamborghini has been seized by police after the owner used it to pick up his other car - also confiscated for not being insured.

 

Greater Manchester Traffic Police tweeted the Lamborghini Aventador - worth more than £290,000 new - seized at Eccles police station was now "on its way to join his other car".

It tweeted if you turn up to reclaim your car check "that the car you turn up in is covered on your policy first".


 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48871096

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The TimesVerified account @thetimes

Matt Hancock is to announce a partnership between the NHS and Amazon that will let patients “ask Alexa” for medical advice.

 

"Alexa, I can see a festering sack of shit. What is it?"

"That's a Tory cabinet minister".

 

Absolutely fucking brilliant.

Giving Alexa your personal medical information in an age when insurance companies are salivating on the edges of the NHS is a great idea.

Amazon, who notoriously refuse to pay taxes in the UK, are being given taxpayers money for this.                                                                          

 They're being paid to replace the service they've helped destroy.

 

This Tory government are destroying the fabric of our society and their supporters can't see what's going on.

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A twofer today, a pair of grinning idiots enjoying life up Trump's arse...

 

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4 minutes ago, fraufruit said:

Is Morgan's head still growing?

good lord it looks like it's been photoshopped onto his body, badly at that.

 

what the heck?

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