Demeaning: Where to hire midget and/or dwarf

[allanjess 17]

Hi There,

 

We have a group of boys coming over to Munich for a stag do in May and I am wondering where I would be able to hire a Midget or Dwarf to handcuff to the Stag.

 

Thanks,

Allan.

[Kiwistylz 123]

Hahahahaha

[hooperski 29,431]

Mainly short drinks then.

[franklan 6,030]

Hi,

 

ask here: http://www.kleinwuchs-bayern.de/

 

I'm pretty confident that they will consider your idea really funny and will rise to new heights just to help you...

 

Cheers

Franklan

[MadAxeMurderer 6,294]

Dwarves"r"us?

[SmittyBoy 494]

Is this the Friday thread?

[SmittyBoy 494]

What might be funnier is to get the Stag shit-faced drunk, goad him into shagging one of the really dirty prostitutes that hang around the side of Hauptbahnhof, then send him home to his bride to be, to ensure she contracts whatever disease he has.

 

Yep, laughing my head off at the comedy there too.

[MIghty Mouse 0]

Hi guys,

I know this is an old thread but hopefully you can help us out. We are a group of 11 gentlemen that would like to hire a small person to be our designed house butler for one week during February 10th to 17th 2023, in Saalbach-Hintenglemm? 

 

Can you recommend anyone that has ample tolerance and a happy-go-lucky personality?

[snowingagain 5,441]

21 minutes ago, MIghty Mouse said:

Hi guys,

I know this is an old thread but hopefully you can help us out. We are a group of 11 gentlemen that would like to hire a small person to be our designed house butler for one week during February 10th to 17th 2023, in Saalbach-Hintenglemm? 

 

Can you recommend anyone that has ample tolerance and a happy-go-lucky personality?

Liliputaner Mieten? | Liliputaner Buchen | Short People Agency

 

Edit: Though God knows what you mean wanting "ample tolerance".  Perhaps ask the agency.  I think this is probably a wind-up.  Or you are a complete wanker.  Or possibly both.

[Metall 14,557]

The little people working as actors etc. I've met avoided children, animals, haha comedy. But do try the above agency, you may need more than one butler, as little people get tired, too. (Source: did a day butler stint myself, had a short colleague)

[slammer 889]

20 hours ago, snowingagain said:

Liliputaner Mieten? | Liliputaner Buchen | Short People Agency

 

Edit: Though God knows what you mean wanting "ample tolerance".  Perhaps ask the agency.  I think this is probably a wind-up.  Or you are a complete wanker.  Or possibly both.

Watched a Dwarf tossing show in a (very) sleazy South American bar, the kind where seamen go to screw themselves stupid and drink god knows what as long as it is liquid and not under 40°. The guy was wrapped up in velcro and you had to toss him against a huge dartboard-mattress-y thing. One bugger, not in our group, hoisted him up and tossed him against the wrong wall, after picking himself up he grabbed a baseball bat and the evening descended into chaos.

[optimista 5,925]

On 07/02/2023, 18:08:14, MIghty Mouse said:

... has ample tolerance and a happy-go-lucky personality?

 

Aka a masochist ? 

who would find this amusing ?

[Techsmex 13,368]

Highly recommend Peter Dinklage, but probably unaffordable to thee

[HH_Sailor 3,655]

7 hours ago, slammer said:

after picking himself up he grabbed a baseball bat and the evening descended into chaos.

 

Note to self:

Stay out of bars with baseball bats in easy reach.

 

But the Danish indoor mini golf / crazy golf bar (6 floors and 6 bars) was cool.

I asked if they hid the golf clubs at night.

They said most didn't play after 2am.

They shut at 4am

[slammer 889]

1 hour ago, HH_Sailor said:

 

Note to self:

Stay out of bars with baseball bats in easy reach.

 

But the Danish indoor mini golf / crazy golf bar (6 floors and 6 bars) was cool.

I asked if they hid the golf clubs at night.

They said most didn't play after 2am.

They shut at 4am

Where was this?

[HH_Sailor 3,655]

.

 

[HH_Sailor 3,655]

 

12 hours ago, slammer said:

Where was this?

Aahus

 

Although it looks like they close earlier these days (weekends 2am)

 

Not the same as I remember - but still indoor with bars / beer.

 

[slammer 889]

10 hours ago, HH_Sailor said:

 

Aahus

 

Although it looks like they close earlier these days (weekends 2am)

 

Not the same as I remember - but still indoor with bars / beer.

 

I lived six years in Aarhus, how could I have missed this?

[toBnruG 1,156]

On 07/02/2023, 18:08:14, MIghty Mouse said:

Hi guys,

I know this is an old thread but hopefully you can help us out. We are a group of 11 wife-beaters that would like to act like complete twats for one week during February 10th to 17th 2023, in Saalbach-Hintenglemm, and need somebody on whom we can redirect our violent tendencies. Any takers?

Fixed that for you.

[Metall 14,557]

Was going to fix the title to say "little people" but decided to let losers portray themselves as who they are.