What made you smile today?

[Janx Spirit 11,153]

For David Robertson's birthday, NYO-USA gave the conductor a surprise

 

 

[john g. 37,775]

[Janx Spirit 11,153]

I tried a bit of online dating but it is strange. A lovely woman I had been messaging with, then sent me an intimate picture.

 

FFS I'm knocking on sixty's door and so was she, but a shaved and naked magic garden? No time for that shit...

 

But last year, I had a wonderful but all too brief interlude with an Ex, so swings and roundabouts 

 

  I am probably over sharing but I blame the wine... 

[john g. 37,775]

8 minutes ago, Janx Spirit said:

I tried a bit of online dating but it is strange. A lovely woman I had been messaging with, then sent me an intimate picture.

 

FFS I'm knocking on sixty's door and so was she, but a shaved and naked magic garden? No time for that shit...

 

But last year, I had a wonderful but all too brief interlude with an Ex, so swings and roundabouts 

 

  I am probably over sharing but I blame the wine... 

Blame the wine a bit more and share more😂

[Chelski 1,480]

5 minutes ago, Janx Spirit said:

I tried a bit of online dating but it is strange. A lovely woman I had been messaging with, then sent me an intimate picture.

 

FFS I'm knocking on sixty's door and so was she, but a shaved and naked magic garden? No time for that shit...

 

But last year, I had a wonderful but all too brief interlude with an Ex, so swings and roundabouts 

 

  I am probably over sharing but I blame the wine... 

 

I have to admit I LOLed.

 

There's comes a time in all our lives when we have to admit we're bench material, and just enjoy the bonuses, when, and if, they happen.

[john g. 37,775]

4 minutes ago, Chelski said:

 

I have to admit I LOLed.

 

There's comes a time in all our lives when we have to admit we're bench material, and just enjoy the bonuses, when, and if, they happen.

Well, I'm 70 and still get daily Skype requeste from nubile young women writjng "hi"😂

It must be my charm😂

[john g. 37,775]

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-64353054

Lancashire police issued a "42 yrea old man living in London " with a fine fir not wearing a seat belt. PM Rishi Punak.😂

I love this ! 

[Wulfrun 23,285]

[Wulfrun 23,285]

A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ...

Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney.

The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes..

 

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind.

A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'

The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs.'

 

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!

The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.

People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

True story...

[Janx Spirit 11,153]

[Metall 14,539]

On 1/19/2023, 7:17:19, Janx Spirit said:

I tried a bit of online dating but it is strange. A lovely woman I had been messaging with, then sent me an intimate picture.

FFS I'm knocking on sixty's door and so was she, but a shaved and naked magic garden? No time for that shit...

 

Sounds like a... *cough*professional*cough* account.

Enjoy yourself as long as you know what you are getting yourself into.

 

[Sannerl 3,123]

[Sannerl 3,123]

[Wulfrun 23,285]

During Prime Minister's Questions, the Labour leader, Sir Keir Starmer, criticised Rishi Sunak over Conservative party chairman Nadhim Zahawi's tax affairs---

.

Paraphrasing the Scottish poet, Robert Burns, SNP Westminster leader Stephen Flynn accused the Tory party of being "a parcel of rogues". Rishi Sunak insisted he believed in due process, and that his opponents shouldn't pre-judge the findings of the investigation into Mr Zahawi.

 

 

[optimista 5,885]

On 19/01/2023, 19:17:19, Janx Spirit said:

... I had a wonderful but all too brief interlude with an Ex...

 

Aw shucks. Have another glass of nectar... and share some more... why so brief ?

[optimista 5,885]

On 19/01/2023, 19:27:30, Chelski said:

 

There's comes a time in all our lives when we have to admit we're bench material...

 

Oh blimey. Surely not ? Damn. And thanks for the warning.

[Janx Spirit 11,153]

7 minutes ago, optimista said:

 

Aw shucks. Have another glass of nectar... and share some more... why so brief ?

 

A bit early for me  anyway, not much to share really. I realised why we broke up in the first place...

 

 

[HEM 11,160]

25 minutes ago, Wulfrun said:

 

 

I bought that LP when it first appeared.

[optimista 5,885]

1 hour ago, Janx Spirit said:

I realised why we broke up in the first place...

On 19/01/2023, 19:17:19, Janx Spirit said:

 

 

Mum's advice... never stew a cabbage twice. True.

[Wulfrun 23,285]

1 hour ago, HEM said:

 

I bought that LP when it first appeared.

Me too...