What made you smile today?

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Just been out for a Pipirunde with puppy Mandy.

I overheard a father talking to his young daughter.

" Womit spielt man Fussball?"

Child: " Mit dem Fuss."

 "Womit spielt man Handball?"

Child: " mit der Hand."

 

I just found it charming...😀

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‘I want to get my booster at the vet.

I find the idea of how it goes there much more pleasant than in the vaccination center.

I lie down on the table, the assistant stuffs me with treats and tenderly strokes my head, while the vet speaks kindly to me:

"You are so lovely, such a sweet and beautiful girl" etc.
I then turn onto my back, as I have learned from my cats, and stretch all fours in the air and get a little belly rub from a smiling vet before she gently turns me onto my side and places the syringe in my flank.

As a reward for not biting and scratching her in the process, I get another handful of treats’.

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16 2/3, 33 1/3, 45 and 78.


A quick memory will recall the significance of these numbers in record speed ;) 

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On 21/12/2021, 21:02:32, john g. said:

Maths taught easily!😂

But music is lacking!

How about

18 x16 = 288

18 x 2/3 = 12

288+12 = 300

 

Simple mental arithmetic

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How wonderful….elephants reacting to seeing their carer when he returned after a year…..

 

 

 

 

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