What made you smile today?

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On 1.1.2021, 14:00:06, Sannerl said:

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Many, many greens for this.

 

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My partner purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said...

 

"Throw this and wherever it lands that's where I'm taking you when this pandemic ends"

 

Turns out, we're spending two weeks behind the fridge :default_biggrin:

 

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No rioting in Denmark today.

 

But a new kids show about a man with a HUGE penis made me smile.

(I'll bet it'll never make it to the US)

 

Full story with film excerpts (safe for work!)

 

Full episodes (@5minutes)

You may need to click through cookies if you can't read Danish.

I can't either.

 

 

Obviously (watch an episode)

It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it that counts...

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6 minutes ago, HH_Sailor said:

No rioting in Denmark today.

 

But a new kids show about a man with a HUGE penis made me smile.

(I'll bet it'll never make it to the US)

 

Full story with film excerpts (safe for work!)

 

Full episodes (@5minutes)

You may need to click through cookies if you can't read Danish.

I can't either.

 

 

Obviously (watch an episode)

It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it that counts...

 

It made me smile too because it's just silly but the media complains that it teaches children that it's perfectly ok for a man to have his penis hanging out in public, that men are not in control of their penises and that grown men penises are fun to play with.

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4 minutes ago, LeonG said:

it teaches children that it's perfectly ok for a man to have his penis hanging out in public, that men are not in control of their penises and that grown men penises are fun to play with.

 

All true.

 

:ph34r:

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1 hour ago, fraufruit said:

 

All true.

 

:ph34r:

 

His grandma he lives with actually yells at him to keep it in his pants

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I did a big poo poo and then my toilet almost flew over during flushing. Had to get a tool from the basement to fix the issue.

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Video of woman in dressing gown shouting and banging on door, and window of house like a crazy Karen caught on doorbell cam.

 

Then the doors open and she's shouting move, move like a sergeant major.

 

The house was on fire, and she got the family to safety. The fire brigade said 5 minutes later and the occupants would have been overwhelmed with smoke.

 

I loved the way she gets about 7 people moving like it was an evacuation drill. In her dressing gown.

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Been there, done that...

 

They weren't home, but I called the fire brigade which stopped the fire to burn down our building.

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9 hours ago, MadAxeMurderer said:

Video of woman in dressing gown shouting and banging on door, and window of house like a crazy Karen caught on doorbell cam.

Gosh! This happened in Arizona, USA. I'm surprised Mme. Dressing-Gown wasn't gunned down by the homeowners, who'd have claimed they feared for their lives in the middle of the night because a crazy woman was pounding on their door and window.

That is, if they escaped burning to death.

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Garden Goblin-Art decoration

 

Have you starting planning this year's garden?  These cute li'l fertility figures will add to the ambience.

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