What made you smile today?

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On 11/15/2019, 10:05:41, emkay said:

The conservatives should use this for an election poster...

 

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Once upon a time Grumpy the dwarf was a baby - then he snatched that geezer's beard and grew  up to become the Grumpy we know today.

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The Election is in full swing and every Politician needs to get as many votes as possible.  

One prospective Candidate was driving along and decided to drum up support in a local village.  

He strode into the Village Pub at dinnertime, packed with the locals, and with great bon homme announced that if elected he would solve and implement any problems they might have in the Village.  

“Thank you kindly Sir” said the Landlord “As a matter of fact we do have a couple of concerns”  

“And what are they?” said the smiling Politician.  

“Well, we have a small local Hospital but we could do with a few more Medical Staff if possible Sir” said the Landlord and the other Locals all nodded in agreement.  

"No problem, I can do that now" said the potential MP.

The Politician took out his mobile phone, dialled a number and within seconds was in an animated conversation.  “That's sorted” he said with a knowing wink “Friends in high places, you know”  

“And the other concern ?” he asked. 

 “Well Sir” said the Landlord “At the moment in the Village we don't have any internet or mobile phone coverage ….....”

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On 18.11.2019, 13:46:22, dj_jay_smith said:

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I have lived with Finns, and I approve this message!!

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Would you prefer the comment from further down?

"Reproductive organs: No actionable nodules"

 

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An electric toothbrush with Bluetooth...

 

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Thanks to Bluetooth This toothbrush can connect with the free Oral-B app. This provides real-time cleaning assistance. You will also receive personalized dental care tips adapted to your specific needs.

  • Removes up to 100% more plaque than a conventional manual toothbrush
  • The dentist-inspired round brush head oscillates, rotates and pulsates to release and remove plaque
  • 5 Cleaning Modes: Daily Clean, Gum Guard, Sensitive, Brighten and Pro-Clean
  • Has Bluetooth , a travel case, visual pressure control and a wireless SmartGuide

 

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