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They should open a curry restaurant for future moon tourists and people on their way to Mars :).

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5 minutes ago, LukeSkywalker said:

They should open a curry restaurant for future moon tourists and people on their way to Mars :).

 

Aren't they one and the same according to Trump.

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4 minutes ago, LukeSkywalker said:

They should open a curry restaurant for future moon tourists and people on their way to Mars :).

 

A bit far off for Curry Night, don't you think?

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1 hour ago, LukeSkywalker said:

Not if you travel with ludicrous speed ("Spaceballs") ?.

 

Or with 1 R (Hitchhiker) ;)

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I popped into a bank in town today while Nicole stayed outside to check out a limping cat. She went into a mini-market and bought the cat of tuna fish for 2.20 euros. The shopkeeper couldn´t change a 50 euro note so he just said: " pay next time." He had never seen Nicole before!

When I came out of the bank, we went into the mini-market together and I bought another tin of tuna fish. But the shopkeeper couldn´t change my 5 euro note and give me 60 cents.

 

So I just said: " next time."

And we all smiled and shook hands!

:D

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2 hours ago, emkay said:

So true in our marriage...

 

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All good marriages are very similar.  

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Just saw a list of things that only people of a certain age will relate to.

 

Having to rewing tapes before returning them to the video store.

Having to look up a phone number in a book.

Queueing to get into a cinema as you couldn't prebook.

Answering the phone without knowing who was calling.

Arranging to meet a friend at a time and place, and not being able to contact them if things change.

Taking your camera film to a shop to get it developed.

Running out of space on your floppy disc.

Being disconnected from the internet when someone picked up the phone.

Arguing for hours because you couldn't Google the answer.

Not being allowed to use the phone until after 6.00pm as it was cheaper then.

Waiting for your favourite song to come on the radio, then recording it.

Finding out how to get somewhere using a paper map.

 

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I'd add:

 

party lines (shared telephone lines)

one or two TV channels if you're lucky (no cable)

aluminum foil on the rabbit ears to eek out an image from the snow on the screen

finding out how to get somewhere by asking for directions (I've heard that's a tactic only women used, but can't really confirm one way or the other ;)

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