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Trump shaking hands with Kim and entering North Korea as first serving US-president ever...

 

I'm pretty sure he tried to pull Kim over who performed the Macron on him in response...

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4 hours ago, fraufruit said:

Seen in Bad Nauheim

 

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I presume most people know that Elvis was stationed in Bad Nauheim when he was in the military.  There's a small monument to him, I have a photo of it somewhere.

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From Mike Peterson's blog, comicstripoftheday.com

'Cats are notoriously finicky eaters, but, then again, desperation is tasty sauce and I haven’t heard of a cat starving because its owner refused to replace a bowl of Friskies with a “medley of bistro-inspired flavors.”

Granted, my only cat was an alley cat rescued by a young son, and he was not only grateful for whatever we offered, but was also one hell of a mouser and not the kind who brought you his catch.

If you wanted a mouse, you’d have to go find your own.

Cats all have attitude, but I particularly liked his.

And a pampered pet can have a shortened life. Several fancy-shmancy brands of dog food may fail to protect from heart disease, while making your own cat food is even more potentially dangerous for your pet.

At least nobody is suggesting that rabies vaccinations make your pet autistic.

Though it would sure explain a lot.'

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Guess this person was in the cubicle for some time, they need more fibre in their diet.

 

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64959801_2352776568341371_3532035350220242944_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_oc=AQm8Ih3oWGkvYbgVWksGZlfAa9oWC_0zkFI7M1MM-3Y2M8nuf-63gB0V1OeuWV5jK2JeCcE73w6sgAqTSdZOTxo_&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=4396ac253176e7f48bd7f108870466b7&oe=5DB6B64E

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3 hours ago, hooperski said:

Guess this person was in the cubicle for some time, they need more fibre in their diet.

 

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64959801_2352776568341371_3532035350220242944_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_oc=AQm8Ih3oWGkvYbgVWksGZlfAa9oWC_0zkFI7M1MM-3Y2M8nuf-63gB0V1OeuWV5jK2JeCcE73w6sgAqTSdZOTxo_&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=4396ac253176e7f48bd7f108870466b7&oe=5DB6B64E

 

On the plus-side: There's a spare roll.

 

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4 minutes ago, Sannerl said:

 

 

On the plus-side: There's a spare roll.

 

 

It would be a shame to have to use that one.

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A very English dilemma.  This from The Times sex and relationship column.

 

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/D-yH_pcXoAE04bx-768x1024.jpg

 

Coitus in-tea-ruptus?

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