What made you smile today?

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An English friend of mine went to the police station in Ierapetra yesterday to report a break in at his house.

He asked the officer there if he could use their loo. The policeman said there wasn’t one at the cop shop but recommended he go to the hotel next door.

So he did.

When he got back, the policeman apologised and said: “ we do have a toilet but it is so dirty I was ashamed to let a foreigner go in there.

 

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6 hours ago, emkay said:

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And don't kill wasps, they do a lot of good and are vital in nature's food chain.  The stripey bastards.

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I've seen very few wasps in my time here, I think I've seen more hornets...

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15 minutes ago, Wulfrun said:

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Wonderful, Wulfrun!😂🙏🏻👍🏼💋

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Just read on the Beeb on the build up to Spurs  v Liverpool a comment by a Spurs fan:

” 40 years a fan and my parents- in-law have their wedding anniversary tonight and no TV.”

I love his comment: “ you couldn’t make it up.”

 

Been there, done it, sonny!😂

 

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49 minutes ago, hooperski said:

 

And don't kill wasps, they do a lot of good and are vital in nature's food chain.  The stripey bastards.

I only got over my extreme fear of wasps a few years ago though never killed any.  We have a resident hornet that comes into the house daily that definitely challenged my fear. I've finally mastered a mutual stress free capture and release.  

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We get loads of wasps at apple harvest here under my trees. My dog was stung by them last summer - horrible. 

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Lilly and her buddy wanted a photoshoot!!...

 

These pair are fecking bonkers!... I dont know where they get it from!  B)B)

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3 hours ago, SpiderPig said:

Lilly and her buddy wanted a photoshoot!!...

 

 I was just thinking last week that maybe we wouldn't get to see anymore pics of your beautiful Lilly. Thanks for posting!

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Every time I ride my bike back to England, my little granddaughter always wants to jump on board.

 

 

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