What made you smile today?

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A 3-year-old boy tried to unlock his family's iPad this weekend. He ended up disabling it for nearly 50 years.

The toddler's father asked for help on Twitter, sharing a photo of a device message reading "try again in 25,536,442 minutes." Some users suggested waiting it out until 2067 ... when the toddler would be in his 50s.

"Uh, this looks fake but, alas, it's our iPad today after 3-year-old tried (repeatedly) to unlock. Ideas?" tweeted Evan Osnos, a staff writer at The New Yorker and a fellow at the Brookings Institution.

Other users offered sympathy. One user advised Osnos to "reboot" his toddler, while another jokingly told him to put the tablet in a bag of rice.

 

 

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Recalling a family story.

 

 The funny things we do as we get older or when we are half-asleep...

 

My uncle once "sold" his bedside table at 2 in the morning, to a couple in his sleep, and physically picked it up and put it on the landing ready to load into their car for them.
He then went for a pee, during which time his wife brought it back into the bedroom.
When himself came out of the loo he actually looked around for it and said "Have they changed their minds?"
 

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Inside the world of U K "celebrities", this one from Dani Dyer.

 

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I feel that 'Caveat emptor' should be the US's new motto, but Lamont's suggestion is very good.

 

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Football commentator at a previous World Cup.
"If Rumania score Switzerland will have a mountain to climb"

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