What made you smile today?

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Just now, hooperski said:

May I suggest Chris Grayling for the job.

 

But he'd have to get 2 things right for the rest of the employment contract.

(Clocking in an clocking out)

 

Somewhat of a challenge there...

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12 hours ago, Sannerl said:

 

The trousers are perfect - but that doesn't help if there's no waist and the belt is going south...

 

I mustn't show that picture to my husband; he'd burn his shoes for sure - the ones in the photo do look suspiciously like Doc Martens. Well, they probably are just a Chinese clone.

Donny should try Ivanka's - high heels would help.

 

He buys by waist size, not inseam.

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1 hour ago, Clive2677 said:

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"Great-grandmother healthy recovered after having swum across the ocean"

 

"I've got bored," she declared. "This stupid photo took them forever, why didn't anybody bring a selfie-stick?"

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A man and his wife were having some problems and were giving each other the silent treatment.
The next week, the man realized that he'd need his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. for an early flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper: "Please wake me at 5 a.m."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9 a.m. and he'd missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and scream at his wife when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed that said: "It's 5 a.m. Wake up.

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